GORNEYISM
TO BE AS ANALYTICAL AND AWARE OF EVERYTHING GOING ON , ON THIS PLANET OF OURS....EVEN TO THE POINT OF EDUCATING PEOPLE ABOUT THEMSELVES THAT THEY THOUGHT THEY KNEW BUT ACTUALLY NEVER
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garnerism
garnerism by The romancer March 3, 2014
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Goonerism by Cracker RIzz July 25, 2024
Goonerism
The religion of being a gooner and worshipping the Eye of Rah. Often leaving its members a martyr and uniting for goonsesh's with other members.
Cafe Worker: Sir, have you been here before?
Goon Lord: Yes.
Cafe Worker: Sir, you need to leave.
Goon Lord: But miss, I'm a part of Goonerism
Goon Lord: Yes.
Cafe Worker: Sir, you need to leave.
Goon Lord: But miss, I'm a part of Goonerism
Goonerism by SigmaSigmaOnTheWall January 29, 2025
Goonerism
A soul-crushing, dignity-vaporizing descent into hentai-fueled oblivion, where every shred of self-respect, ambition, and human potential is violently sacrificed at the altar of endless, wrist-snapping depravity. A gooner, once a functioning person, devolves into a dopamine-addicted troglodyte, eyes sunken, skin pale, body frail—marinating in the warm glow of their screen as they edge closer and closer to complete neurological collapse. Conversations? Forgotten. Dreams? Replaced with AI-generated waifus who wouldn't acknowledge their existence even if coded to. Relationships? Nonexistent—unless you count the parasocial bonds they've formed with fictional characters and cam models who milk them like brain-dead cattle. The peak of their life is a pixelated orgasm, followed by an existential horror so deep it could make Lovecraft weep. Goonerism isn’t just a habit—it’s a one-way ticket to being a functionally extinct human being.
"Once a promising young man with dreams and ambition, Jake succumbed to full-blown goonerism, wasting away in the dim glow of his monitor, his only accomplishments being a collection of cursed bookmarks, a wrist that could arm-wrestle God, and a level of self-loathing so deep it could be measured in fathoms."
Post-Goonerism
When you watch porn and jack off so often that you stop feeling anything from it, so you end up retreating back into the real world.
Usually can be defined when someone finds watching porn or jacking off boring and slowly decides to stop jacking off entirely.
Usually can be defined when someone finds watching porn or jacking off boring and slowly decides to stop jacking off entirely.
Chad: yo bro why is James taking walks outside in the park all of a sudden? he used to stay inside all the time.
Joe: James is having post-goonerism, the dude decided to touch grass now
Joe: James is having post-goonerism, the dude decided to touch grass now
Post-Goonerism by auxre November 15, 2025
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