Gyllenhaaled

Jake Gyllenhaal plays con men in every role. A slimy trickster who would sleep with your girlfriend behind your back and fart on your childs sweets whilst in church.

Jaked Jake Gyllenhaaled Conned Taken for a fool Mugged off Lied To had childrens sweets farted on

Child: "Daddy, I came home from schools and found a man in mummys bed smiling at me and my sweets smelled of farts"... Daddy: "Shit, I've been Gyllenhaaled"

by Franswinetom July 20, 2019

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found dead in illinois (surrounded by hundreds of canadians' scarves) on nov 12 2021 after listening to all too well (10 minute version)

person 1: my all too well scarf has been stuck in illinois for a week!
person 2: you didn't hear? jake gyllenhaal stole it!

by kniveschau November 12, 2021

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obsessive fans of Jake Gyllenhaal.

She is such a Gyllenhaalic...she watches Donnie Darko at least 5 times a week.

by Jen Y December 18, 2005

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Used by fans of Jake Gyllenhaal, meaning you're totally in love with him and would do everything to meet him.

Also a fanclub.

Girl 1: OMG I saw Brokeback Mountain yesterday. Jake is sooooo hot. *drools*
Girl 2: Yeah I'm a totally Gyllenhaalic - can't live without him. Don't you want to join our fanclub on www.iheartjake.com ?
Girl 1: W00t, I'm so in.

by ~dominique April 17, 2006

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The type of guy who returns everything but the scarf. Literally doesn't start to date someone if they're over 22. Toxic. Narcissistic. Gaslighter. Non-hygienic.

Brad is slowly turning into Jake Gyllenhaal

by crumpled up piece of paper November 13, 2021

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