gyllenhaalic

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obsessive fans of Jake Gyllenhaal.

She is such a Gyllenhaalic...she watches Donnie Darko at least 5 times a week.

gyllenhaalic by Jen Y December 18, 2005

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gyllenhaalic

Used by fans of Jake Gyllenhaal, meaning you're totally in love with him and would do everything to meet him.

Also a fanclub.

Girl 1: OMG I saw Brokeback Mountain yesterday. Jake is sooooo hot. *drools*
Girl 2: Yeah I'm a totally Gyllenhaalic - can't live without him. Don't you want to join our fanclub on www.iheartjake.com ?
Girl 1: W00t, I'm so in.

gyllenhaalic by ~dominique April 17, 2006

jake gyllenhaal

found dead in illinois (surrounded by hundreds of canadians' scarves) on nov 12 2021 after listening to all too well (10 minute version)

person 1: my all too well scarf has been stuck in illinois for a week!
person 2: you didn't hear? jake gyllenhaal stole it!

jake gyllenhaal by kniveschau November 12, 2021

Jake Gyllenhaal

The type of guy who returns everything but the scarf. Literally doesn't start to date someone if they're over 22. Toxic. Narcissistic. Gaslighter. Non-hygienic.

Brad is slowly turning into Jake Gyllenhaal

Jake Gyllenhaal by crumpled up piece of paper November 13, 2021

Gyllenhaaled

Jake Gyllenhaal plays con men in every role. A slimy trickster who would sleep with your girlfriend behind your back and fart on your childs sweets whilst in church.

Jaked Jake Gyllenhaaled Conned Taken for a fool Mugged off Lied To had childrens sweets farted on

Child: "Daddy, I came home from schools and found a man in mummys bed smiling at me and my sweets smelled of farts"... Daddy: "Shit, I've been Gyllenhaaled"

Gyllenhaaled by Franswinetom July 20, 2019

jake gyllenhaal

the most idiotic smelly pig who needs to give taylor swift her scarf back

jake gyllenhaal gets older but his girlfriends stay 4 times younger than him

jake gyllenhaal by urmom28 November 17, 2021

Jake Gyllenhaal

Boo Foo'd; getting done in the ass. Jake Gyllenhaal had a gay relationship in the movie Brokeback Mountain.

Dayamn! My buddy got jake gyllenhaal'd while he was in jail!

Jake Gyllenhaal by H-Town SLY July 16, 2008

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026