1 definition by Franswinetom
Jake Gyllenhaal plays con men in every role. A slimy trickster who would sleep with your girlfriend behind your back and fart on your childs sweets whilst in church.
Jaked Jake Gyllenhaaled Conned Taken for a fool Mugged off Lied To had childrens sweets farted on
Jaked Jake Gyllenhaaled Conned Taken for a fool Mugged off Lied To had childrens sweets farted on
Child: "Daddy, I came home from schools and found a man in mummys bed smiling at me and my sweets smelled of farts"... Daddy: "Shit, I've been Gyllenhaaled"
by Franswinetom July 20, 2019