Gwombus

Means very Epic Bacon, Karkalicious, Awesome Sauce.
The term "Gwombus" was first used by John F Kennedy in his obscure speech where he declares war on cheesy chalupas, in which he used "Gwombus" to describe the Baja Blast flavor of Mountain Dew.

John F Kennedy: I declare that the Baja Blast is Very Gwombus

by NintendoChina July 16, 2023

Oombus Goombus

When a baby is born and is automatically the sweetest, squishiest little thing. Oombus Goombus’ have big beautiful eyes, perfect little noses, tiny micro lips, dimples on the yummiest chubby cheeks, and a healthy dose of extra chins. A perfectly imperfect Oombus Goombus.

He was born an oombus goombus!

by rorsiesaucey June 20, 2021

Gombus

Extremely large, gigantic, huge

Once you see a pair of gombus porcupines engaged in sexual intercourse you’ll never be able to unsee it again.

by Jakeobob January 1, 2020

Goombus

Also known as a sub-species of the pelican, a goombus is a someone who is really not aesthetically beautiful at all, or even particularly intelligent, but manages to lure in numerous members of the opposite sex with goofy and floppy movements.

Also manages to find themselves at the hottest parties, without being invited; also see 'nudge'

That guy is such a goombus

by Goombus lover September 17, 2007

glombus

an annoying orange cat that fucks everything up

I'm going to kill glombus if he doesn't stop fucking up my shit

by haven December 22, 2003

Grombus

A really bad Smash Bros player who doesn't play online like the cool kids. (rip)

Grombus is a bad person

by ufijvifuhbfibd December 21, 2019

Gombus

Idiot, annoying

Mick: I think that terrorism is fun.

Dan: frick you, you're a gombus.

by Sharkz are cool™ May 15, 2023