Goombus

Also known as a sub-species of the pelican, a goombus is a someone who is really not aesthetically beautiful at all, or even particularly intelligent, but manages to lure in numerous members of the opposite sex with goofy and floppy movements.

Also manages to find themselves at the hottest parties, without being invited; also see 'nudge'

That guy is such a goombus

by Goombus lover September 17, 2007

Oombus Goombus

When a baby is born and is automatically the sweetest, squishiest little thing. Oombus Goombus’ have big beautiful eyes, perfect little noses, tiny micro lips, dimples on the yummiest chubby cheeks, and a healthy dose of extra chins. A perfectly imperfect Oombus Goombus.

He was born an oombus goombus!

by rorsiesaucey June 20, 2021

Goombus

A mentally disabled dog with good intentions.

Quit being a silly Goombus

by Jack the Hub Guy July 19, 2023