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an annoying orange cat that fucks everything up

I'm going to kill glombus if he doesn't stop fucking up my shit

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glomus

The sticky drippings on your hand when using a self service soda fountain. Usually drips from the neighboring flavor spigot or more likely, drips onto your hand from the spigot you are using as you remove the cup of soda. Will most likely run down hand to sleeve if wearing a white shirt on way to work or social function.

Big Gulp machines at 7-11s are notorious for dripping such glomus on the hands of patrons who then wipe it with a napkin by the hot dogs and leave the napkin laying on the counter.

"AARRRRRGH! This Diet Coke glomus just dripped onto my white coat. I look like a damn dalmation."

"Get yourself a Big Gulp but make sure to wipe any glomus off of your hands before you get in my car."

glomus by Spudsy G November 24, 2013

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Oombus Goombus

When a baby is born and is automatically the sweetest, squishiest little thing. Oombus Goombus’ have big beautiful eyes, perfect little noses, tiny micro lips, dimples on the yummiest chubby cheeks, and a healthy dose of extra chins. A perfectly imperfect Oombus Goombus.

He was born an oombus goombus!

Oombus Goombus by rorsiesaucey June 20, 2021

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Gombus

Extremely large, gigantic, huge

Once you see a pair of gombus porcupines engaged in sexual intercourse you’ll never be able to unsee it again.

Gombus by Jakeobob January 1, 2020

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Glumbus

A word to describe a person as extremely racist or to tell them that they are a cat stuck in a sock held by someone.

Hey, are you Glumbus?

Yes
oh, so your a cat stuck in a sock held by a person?
No

Glumbus by ikekoa October 16, 2020

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Glorbus

A very wise superior being

The ancient Glorbus came to Earth to illuminate it’s lesser beings.

Glorbus by Bubbly Glorbus April 16, 2020

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globus profundus

Latin/code word for balls deep.

hey man did you hook up with that chick last night? Bro I went Globus profundus

globus profundus by soldierstud24 September 19, 2011

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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