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an annoying orange cat that fucks everything up

I'm going to kill glombus if he doesn't stop fucking up my shit

glombus by haven December 22, 2003

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glomus

The sticky drippings on your hand when using a self service soda fountain. Usually drips from the neighboring flavor spigot or more likely, drips onto your hand from the spigot you are using as you remove the cup of soda. Will most likely run down hand to sleeve if wearing a white shirt on way to work or social function.

Big Gulp machines at 7-11s are notorious for dripping such glomus on the hands of patrons who then wipe it with a napkin by the hot dogs and leave the napkin laying on the counter.

"AARRRRRGH! This Diet Coke glomus just dripped onto my white coat. I look like a damn dalmation."

"Get yourself a Big Gulp but make sure to wipe any glomus off of your hands before you get in my car."

glomus by Spudsy G November 24, 2013

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Oombus Goombus

When a baby is born and is automatically the sweetest, squishiest little thing. Oombus Goombus’ have big beautiful eyes, perfect little noses, tiny micro lips, dimples on the yummiest chubby cheeks, and a healthy dose of extra chins. A perfectly imperfect Oombus Goombus.

He was born an oombus goombus!

Oombus Goombus by rorsiesaucey June 20, 2021

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Gombus

Extremely large, gigantic, huge

Once you see a pair of gombus porcupines engaged in sexual intercourse you’ll never be able to unsee it again.

Gombus by Jakeobob January 1, 2020

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Glumbus

A word to describe a person as extremely racist or to tell them that they are a cat stuck in a sock held by someone.

Hey, are you Glumbus?

Yes
oh, so your a cat stuck in a sock held by a person?
No

Glumbus by ikekoa October 16, 2020

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Glorbus

A very wise superior being

The ancient Glorbus came to Earth to illuminate it’s lesser beings.

Glorbus by Bubbly Glorbus April 16, 2020

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globus profundus

Latin/code word for balls deep.

hey man did you hook up with that chick last night? Bro I went Globus profundus

globus profundus by soldierstud24 September 19, 2011

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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