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Gaydrian 

A Gaydrian is an emaciated dweller of the internet, prone to making wild and unsubstantiated claims of it's sexual prowess. Or just talks complete and utter nonsense. It also is quite happy to whore itself out to the cheapest bidder

Often goes by the name "Goatboy", "Rentboy" and "Dorothy"
(Gaydrian):alcohol is the shittest drug. But not when I'm drinking it

(Gaydrian):Hippies are OK but some of them are dicks

(Gaydrian):I need to pissss

(Gaydrian):The tatterd shreds of dignity she once had have just been burned into non-existance

(Gaydrian):So much to do, so little enthusiasm

(Gaydrian):Last night I dreamt
that somebaody loved me
no hope, no harm
just another false alarm

Last night i felt
real arms around me
no hope no harm
just another false alarm

So tell me how to lov ...

(Gaydrian): My soul is for sale. I'm not gonna lie, it's sullied and tainted, I'll sell it cheaply.
Gaydrian by Choadie September 25, 2007
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gaydrian 

A homosexual man of less than five feet in stature who gives a rather good rimjob. Tends to go by the alias "Adrian McLoughlin".
gaydrian by Shlomo Guzas December 1, 2004

Gaydrian 

Usually found lurking on Internet forums offering body parts for sale. Has been known to sell stuff he never owned in the first place, e.g. Dignity

Is well known for his Dorothy shoes.

The Gaydrian's only known predator is the death cat.

Recent Quotes:

{Gaydrian wrote}
"I am just trying to fit in"

{Gaydrian wrote}
"Thermal efficiency; they don't waste fossil fuels on keeping themselves warm."

{meinAuto wrote}
that's the smartest thing i've seen Gaydrian ever write!

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Notes by current owner: underfed, disaffected, urban manling, with significant issue about gender and sexual orientation. can be yours at a reasonable price, see the Doc
Get a Rentboy, Get a Goatboy, GET A GAYDRIAN!

BGN Forums ROCK!

For Sale: One Dignity
For Sale: One Arse
For Sale: One Tooth

{kick Gaydrian in the head}

Goat Boy
Gaydrian by BGN Admin September 25, 2007

Gaydrian 

Gay Asian that hates to be in the same place where girls are.
Damnit Gaydrian, stop PMS-ing.
Gaydrian by Dirty Bian March 26, 2005

Guidianette 

A female guidian. The Armenian version of an Italian guidette. Usually an Armenian girl from the US (The San Fernando Valley, ie: Encino, Tarzana, & Glendale). Fake breasts, designer handbag, usually driving a BMW or Mercedes Benz, long black or platinum hair (extentions), TONS of makeup, and lives off of her many boyfriends or daddy. A very high maintence princess.
Did you see that guidianette at the club last night?
Guidianette by liljouj December 5, 2009

Gaydrian 

That one friend in school who you know and low key flirts and does gay stuff around. Type of kid to get roasted and call out for many of the schools problems.
"Dude someone made a hole in the restroom!
"Gaydrian dumbass must have gotten horny and put his dick in it! "
"make sense why their cum stains on the ground and on the hole!
Gaydrian by AYYYYYDrain!!! February 19, 2018
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