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A Gaydrian is an emaciated dweller of the internet, prone to making wild and unsubstantiated claims of it's sexual prowess. Or just talks complete and utter nonsense. It also is quite happy to whore itself out to the cheapest bidder

Often goes by the name "Goatboy", "Rentboy" and "Dorothy"
(Gaydrian):alcohol is the shittest drug. But not when I'm drinking it

(Gaydrian):Hippies are OK but some of them are dicks

(Gaydrian):I need to pissss

(Gaydrian):The tatterd shreds of dignity she once had have just been burned into non-existance

(Gaydrian):So much to do, so little enthusiasm

(Gaydrian):Last night I dreamt
that somebaody loved me
no hope, no harm
just another false alarm

Last night i felt
real arms around me
no hope no harm
just another false alarm

So tell me how to lov ...

(Gaydrian): My soul is for sale. I'm not gonna lie, it's sullied and tainted, I'll sell it cheaply.
by Choadie September 13, 2007
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A homosexual man of less than five feet in stature who gives a rather good rimjob. Tends to go by the alias "Adrian McLoughlin".
Adrian? Yeah right, more like
by Shlomo Guzas December 01, 2004
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Usually found lurking on Internet forums offering body parts for sale. Has been known to sell stuff he never owned in the first place, e.g. Dignity

Is well known for his Dorothy shoes.

The Gaydrian's only known predator is the death cat.

Recent Quotes:

{Gaydrian wrote}
"I am just trying to fit in"

{Gaydrian wrote}
"Thermal efficiency; they don't waste fossil fuels on keeping themselves warm."

{meinAuto wrote}
that's the smartest thing i've seen Gaydrian ever write!

Notes by current owner: underfed, disaffected, urban manling, with significant issue about gender and sexual orientation. can be yours at a reasonable price, see the Doc
Get a Rentboy, Get a Goatboy, GET A GAYDRIAN!

BGN Forums ROCK!

For Sale: One Dignity
For Sale: One Arse
For Sale: One Tooth

{kick Gaydrian in the head}

Goat Boy
by BGN Admin September 05, 2007
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Gay Asian that hates to be in the same place where girls are.
Damnit Gaydrian, stop PMS-ing.
by Dirty Bian March 26, 2005
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Gaydrian is a man who has embraced the habits of a gay man but has not openly admitted that he’s gay. Much like a Metro Sexual, he spends more time in the bathroom, more money on hair & skin products, goes to the salon more, and has more culinary & interior decorating knowledge than most women.
Upon returning from Bed Bath and Beyond, Gadrian indulged in a glass of wine and sat down to watch his favorite shows "The O.C." and "Queer Eye For the Straight Guy".
by R January 21, 2005
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That one friend in school who you know and low key flirts and does gay stuff around. Type of kid to get roasted and call out for many of the schools problems.
"Dude someone made a hole in the restroom!
"Gaydrian dumbass must have gotten horny and put his dick in it! "
"make sense why their cum stains on the ground and on the hole!
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by AYYYYYDrain!!! February 19, 2018
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