guydlines 

What the Red Green Show's "Men Anonymous" meetings are intended to identify and spell out so that its cluelessly insensitive "I'm a man, but I can change, I guess" members can know how they should behave towards their fellow humans, and especially in regards to how they treat women.

Proper guydlines are all well and good, but just like the dilemma with self-help books (i.e., anyone of the type who is willing to read said books probably doesn't need to because most likely he is already totally conscientious and caring, and anyone who could benefit from said advice-tomes won't read them because he arrogantly claims that he doesn't have an attitude-problem in the first place ), they really wouldn't do much good as a whole --- most of the guys who would be willing to follow said rules are already gentle unassuming milquetoasts who would not likely have been overly macho anyway, and anyone who should go by these social customs will not train himself about them, anyway, because by his very nature, he would be someone who callously values his overbearing testosterone-steeped freedom over common courtesy.

guydlines by QuacksO February 1, 2020

Content Guidelines

Content Guidelines can be defined as:

A The thing nobody reviews before making a definition
B a companies excuse to getting out of a bad situation

"But your honor, they didn't review the Content Guidelines!"

Content Guidelines by Apple Byter February 21, 2020

guyliner 

1. Eyeliner for guys.

Many of todays flamboyant rockstars, but most notably Brandon Flowers of the Killers, wear guyliner.

guyliner by muthecow November 14, 2005

Community Guidelines 

That really long thing nobody reads but agrees too anyways. See also Content Guidelines.

"I agree to the community guidelines"

Community Guidelines by Apple Byter February 21, 2020

Community Guidelines 

Bullshit, Nothing but bullshit.

also, a thinly gised term used when censoring speech (like I expect this may get when I submit it) when it is too difficult for the moderator to acknowledge the truth that exists. (like there being a way to recover data from an iphone, or repair a non booting xbox)

Thank you for your post but since this is a thread that Violates the ************ Forum Community Guidelines we will be locking it.

As stated under Rule (22.) Please do not discuss or post links to any topic that could violate the Terms Of Use. This includes ANY discussion of self-repair. Please only suggest official support procedures as noted on official support pages on nameyourcorporatesleezebag.com.

Community Guidelines by HO Ho Mamusel January 19, 2021

Guidelines 

As an editor, you decide what gets published. Use these guidelines while you make your decisions.

1. Publish celebrity names but reject friends' names.
Publish definitions of Jennifer Lopez because she's famous, but reject my girlfriend Sally.
First names are okay, because they don't identify a specific person.
Same for bands and schools: publish if popular and reject if unknown.
2. Publish racial and sexual slurs but reject racist and sexist entries.
Entries can document discrimination but not endorse it.
People use slurs in everyday speech, so they should be published.
3. Publish opinions.
Don't reject an entry just because it's opinionated. Opinions are useful to readers unfamiliar with a topic.
Don't reject an entry because you disagree or are offended.
Don't reject an entry because you think it's inaccurate.
4. Publish place names.
Publish names, nicknames and area codes of neighborhoods and cities.
5. Publish non-slang words. Ignore misspellings and swearing.
Any word from your life belongs here, so don't reject an entry just because it's in a real dictionary.
Don't reject an entry because it's misspelled or includes swearing.
6. Publish jokes.
Publish sarcastic entries.
Reject inside jokes only the author's friends would understand.
7. Reject sexual violence.
Reject made-up violent sexual acts.
8. Reject nonsense. Be consistent on duplicates.
Reject nonsensical, circular, unspecific or all-caps entries.
Reject entries with non-English definitions (non-English words and examples are okay).
Be consistent if you see two similar entries.
9. Reject ads for web sites.
Reject spammy defs that are written to advertise web sites.
10. Publish if it looks plausible.
It's better to publish a plausible entry than to reject it.
You might not have heard the word, but it could be the next hyphy.

Me: sorry dude, you don't meet the guidelines, by saying that you have a big cock

dude when he open his Email saying that his UD Definition wasn't accepted: Dude! I have a massive cock! haters...

Guidelines by ufo-kid April 27, 2009

Community guidelines 

Legit just aggravating why have community guidelines if no one reads them and plus I have broken so many guidelines Jesus Christ but I do enjoy exterminating the fucking Jews from the earth

Why do community guidelines exist

Community guidelines by Dengplural December 9, 2019