A feiner gurkentopf is the very best valentines day gift you could ever receive.
It exists in the sizes 1, 2 and 3. It can be really massive.

Its residence is being gatekept by a Schnörwangen.

It is really fein

I am hungry! Lets go to the fridge and grab a fine pickle out of the feiner gurkentopf

feiner gurkentopf by A fine pickle jar February 15, 2023

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Gurken

As well as being a well known pickle, it is used as another way of describing ones penis.

Jamie Neilson likes jerking others mens gurkens.

Gurken by Jammyboy366 March 15, 2009

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gurkenflaggen

1. A quite made-up word used to describe anything or anyone that gets on your nerves.

2. Can be used to replace vulgar.

1. *cats pees on your bed* "Aww, that stupid gurkenflaggen!!"
2. "What the gurkenflaggen!?"

gurkenflaggen by Trala543 December 2, 2011

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Gurkenbauer

A Gurkenbauer is not only the German translation of a cucumber farmer, but also stands for someone who likes to farm dicks ("cucumbers"), making him one of the most gay people alive.

Phillipp: God look at that man over there with all of that makeup.
Luca: He looks like such a Gurkenbauer, doesn't he?

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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