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Neilson is the best guy on the planet. I'm pretty sure every girl wants him. he's kind, tall, sweet, cute, nerdy( in a good way) loves his memes and is very smart. There's always that one girl who will never stop loving him, and all the others who are scared to show it. If not by now soon, he'll get this amazing girl who wants to show him love. Neilson loves to travel true. One of the best guys I've ever met. Always hold on to Neilson if you have one in your life.
Girl 1- wow is that Neilson?
girl 2- yeah
girl 1- yeah he's hot
girl 2- but also very sweet
Neilson- hey girls
girls- OOMMMGGGGG
Neilson by Vanilla and cream November 5, 2019

Neilson Bowl 

To pack an unconsiderably douchy amount of weed into a bowl for another person without them knowing. Resulting in a massive hit and getting the person very baked, among fighting a green.
"Did you pack a Neilson Bowl for Grant?"
"Of course, he loves them!"
Neilson Bowl by Smoove Papi September 19, 2016

Leslie Neilson 

A delicious drink. Ingredients include vodka ,cranberry juice, lemonade and fresh lime.

Best served with ice and drunk through a straw.
Bar tender i will have 3 Leslie Neilson please.

These Leslie's are the bomb.
Leslie Neilson by Kergman January 17, 2011

The Neilson 

When doing anal sex, doggy style, 69, oral sex, and titty fuck all in 2 minutes.
Bro I just pulled The Neilson last night
The Neilson by John Trucker January 20, 2010

Half neilson 

When someone has a half boner
She was hot, but she only gave me a half Neilson
Half neilson by Toumbraider99 June 28, 2018

Frank Neilson 

A kid who does a bunch of drugs and broke up with his girlfriend bc he got head in a hospital/rehab
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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