Guod 

A creature from the regions of the northwest suburbs of Chicago. One of the main ways to spot a Guod is by the involuntary facial movements the creature exhibits. The movements are set in a pattern. First, the head shakes slightly side to side. Next, the head nods up and down. He repeats these motions a few times before the final step. The last step is where the Guod juts his head forward and moves his head from left to right. He then repeats all the steps. He does these movements most of the time: while running, driving, sitting in class, etc. Nobody knows if the Guod does this in his sleep, nobody except his mother (who will be defined at a later time, in a different definition)
The nature of the Guod is mysterious. He walks in ways that simply boggle one's mind. He often sits alone brooding on his thoughts, all the time his face moving. What he thinks about is a mystery. Nobody dare pick his brain for fear of retardation.
Of course this definition of a Guod is simply inadequate because nobody really knows all about the Guod. Hopefully we will come to understand him better.

So I was walking in the forest the other day and I saw a thing move into my vison. At first I thought it was a person, but the way it moved and composed itself was different. When it took notice of me, it fled into the trees never to be seen again that day. I then realized what I saw must have been a Guod.

Guod by LeRoi December 12, 2008

Guod Guid 

Guod guid is the short and very usable acronym for the longer and life inspiring phase, "Get up on dat, get up in dat."
Guod guid is a life montra that can be used as almost any part of speech and certainly in any context. It is soon the be one of the most favored words of the cast of Jersey Shore mostly because they find saying hankuna matata to outdated.

Guod guid is the gasoline that runs through our collective subconscious. It connects me to you, and you to Ali, and Ali to everyone. Take one match and guod guid this world to ashes.

I was feeling bummed out, but than Raf told me, "guod guid", and now I can't wait to seize every opportunity to get chicks, make money, look sexy, and you know, be guod guid.

Guod Guid by Dr. Cornelious Guod January 15, 2011

guod chlew 

A very good looking guy

Damn I wish I was guod chlew

guod chlew by Guod chlew February 8, 2018

Guoda 

A woman that can get any boy she wants,a bit too much for what a fella would want from a girl. Loveable,caring and knows how to cheer up people in their worst moods. Gorgeous model with an amazing body usually.Athletic and flexible

She's bangable

Yeh that's Guoda?

Guoda by telletubby December 31, 2011

Guoda 

Hottest girl ever,banging body,great personality

Guoda is hot

Guoda by bnmaajajja December 30, 2011

Guoda 

The wife of Sebastian Stan.

Who was Guoda with?

Well her husband of course, Sebastian.

Guoda by kokonas September 7, 2014

Guodong 

A term used to express a male who deserves a "Best Boyfriend of the Year Award"

A rather muscular guy who cares for others more than he cares for themselves. This individual is someone who is believed to be very vulnerable at times, but doesn't mind helping others in need.
This caregiver is the most loving person anyone would ever meet.
Although this individual may eat a lot, this person has a heart bigger than the world.

"My Boyfriend is such a guodong."

"you know sally, i want to date a guodong."

Guodong by ChopstixLady April 8, 2009