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A guodita is as stated. Stalker of a guod. Often found loafing like a cat or following a guod. Waddles andrequires assisted lifts. Often found loafing. Could be considered threat if guod is not present. Know where guod sleeps but never present. Guod often mysteriously senses guodita. Guodita stands on a guod once ever 10 years and declares dominance.

Guod and guodita may find love or may not

Guod does not consider guodita to be safe. Guod prefers simple life of choice.

Guodita
A guodita was seen in the vicinity of a guod contributing to his over complicated life.
Guodita by Notguod June 29, 2026
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Everlasting Light Being, Always Gives Loves in Every Sense of the Form.
Gudita was always there spreading his Light.
gudita by Gudita January 20, 2018
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