Gulara 

A beautiful, yet strange, not well understood woman. A woman that if you lack its like steeling the sun. Try to give her your heart and tell her how much she means to you, so that one day she might just understand, that with good intentions she might want to be yours, just as much as you feel for her.

Juliet was Romeo's Gulara.

Try so hard, and lay all your cards on the table so that maybe one time you will win big...Gulara?

Is this good enough Gulara?

I will try harder Gulara?

Gulara by Garrett_the_one_and_only..... June 20, 2009

gulara 

lacks any athletic ability at all. Someone who will try and please anybody, even if it means being fake. Can also seem aqward at times.

"damn that girls acting like such a gulara today"

gulara by chelle adams May 16, 2008

tard fam guarantee 

This is what we call a guarantee that is made by any of the tard fam members. This is the most useless and hopeless guarantee ever. Usually anytime a tard fam member makes a guarantee of any sorts, you can take all your money to Vegas and bet on the opposite happening with supreme confidence. As we have already known, tard fam has no idea whatsoever on what they are talking about and as a result they think that they are smarter than they actually are. Since they think they're so smart, they may let their tard side show a little when they go around making all these promises and guarantees.

Norman "Nick": Dude, I guarantee that I am the least retarded person in this chat. It's probably York if we're being honest.
York: Dude, that's cap asf. I guarantee that Mike Carlson is more of a retard than me.
Armando: Looks like both of you woke up this morning and decided to acted retarded all day. Shut your asses up with your wack ass tard fam guarantees.

tard fam guarantee by TurnM3Up July 21, 2020

Ryan Guarantee 

Term used to describe something that is almost guaranteed to happen.

A Ryan guarantee is worth 90% of an actual guarantee

I give you a Ryan guarantee that I wont drink too much tonight

Ryan Guarantee by AaronFromTheBlock January 18, 2020

Gulapanatics 

Loyal fans of Dante Gulapa. A very famous man in the Philippines. He is the symbol of TRUE LOVE, sacrifice, honesty, and passion. He is also known for his signature move Philippine Eagle Dance and the META MECHA ROBOTICS Dance Moves.

There is also a new Religion in the Philippines called "Ang Gulapanatic na Daan" saying he is the second coming of Christ.

Father: Son, do you know Dante Gulapa?
Son: Yes dad, I'm a solid Gulapanatics!

Father: Good. I can now die in peace.

Gulapanatics by MTGD March 3, 2019

the nard dog guarantee 

a guarantee put out by Andrew Bernard (from the Office)... something that stands firm

Andy Bernard: Of course you can count on me, I'm giving it the nard dog guarantee

the nard dog guarantee by tommyboy6688 February 21, 2010

guaranfuckintee 

To assure or promise strenuously.

If that bitch opens her canker sore mouth one more time, I guaranfuckintee that it will be the last word she ever says.

guaranfuckintee by Bustamante January 4, 2008