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A total short king. Some say he is Adonis incarnate, attributing to his great looks, and washboard abs. Hung like a horse. Fucks like a stallion, donkey, and a mule. Bedwars god, absolutely destroys other sweats in the games, with the equivalent of a medium shield. Dark souls of Italian people. Badass motherfucker who will reap your shit in Elden Ring.

May be the Dark Souls of Italian people, but when it comes to the actual game, he is mediocre.
Damn that guitto sure is a Guizzo.

I wish I had a Guizzo on my team.

I would let a Guizzo fuck my wife.
Guizzo by GuizzoFan#1 June 22, 2022
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When Lizzo gets caught eating a Glizzy.
Get glizzoed
Glizzo by Hi mattafucker July 3, 2020
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Guizzo Gizzo Glizzo guzzo Gizzod Guzzoline Gizzoid gizzolie gizzone Gizzoogle
Friend 1: Have you ever met Guzzo?
Friend 2: Yeah. That kid is a legend.
Guzzo by 122364334583 November 28, 2019
A (typically gay) male whose energy and personality resembles that of the singer Lizzo.
Charles is a total Glizzo. Every night he’s 100% that bitch.”
Glizzo by TK2000 October 29, 2023

glizzock 

glizzock by Kahlid October 3, 2006

Guinzoid 

A derogatory term for Italians, drawn from the word "guinea."
Things were okay until those spaghettie-bending guinzoids started coming around here.
Guinzoid by Tom from the Shore November 9, 2007

guzzolene 

The name used to refer to gasoline in the Mad Max series.
Gas! Petrol! Guzzolene! Listen! Hundreds... thousands of `gallons... as much as you want!"
―Gyro Captain to Max