Guizzo

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A total short king. Some say he is Adonis incarnate, attributing to his great looks, and washboard abs. Hung like a horse. Fucks like a stallion, donkey, and a mule. Bedwars god, absolutely destroys other sweats in the games, with the equivalent of a medium shield. Dark souls of Italian people. Badass motherfucker who will reap your shit in Elden Ring.

May be the Dark Souls of Italian people, but when it comes to the actual game, he is mediocre.

Damn that guitto sure is a Guizzo.

I wish I had a Guizzo on my team.

I would let a Guizzo fuck my wife.

Guizzo by GuizzoFan#1 June 22, 2022

Words you can keep

Glizzo

When Lizzo gets caught eating a Glizzy.

Get glizzoed

Glizzo by Hi mattafucker July 3, 2020

Related Words

Guizzo • Gizzo • Glizzo • guzzo • Gizzod • Guzzoline • Gizzoid • gizzolie • gizzone • Gizzoogle

Guzzo

A genuine legend.

Friend 1: Have you ever met Guzzo?
Friend 2: Yeah. That kid is a legend.

Guzzo by 122364334583 November 28, 2019

Glizzo

A (typically gay) male whose energy and personality resembles that of the singer Lizzo.

“Charles is a total Glizzo. Every night he’s 100% that bitch.”

Glizzo by TK2000 October 29, 2023

glizzock

Slang term for a glock

I never leave the house without my glizzock.

glizzock by Kahlid October 3, 2006

Guinzoid

A derogatory term for Italians, drawn from the word "guinea."

Things were okay until those spaghettie-bending guinzoids started coming around here.

Guinzoid by Tom from the Shore November 9, 2007

guzzolene

The name used to refer to gasoline in the Mad Max series.

Gas! Petrol! Guzzolene! Listen! Hundreds... thousands of `gallons... as much as you want!"
―Gyro Captain to Max

guzzolene by The Ayatollah of Rock n' Roll February 21, 2018

Word of the Day on April 8, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026