Guilitine

Not to be confused with the “guillotine”, the execution device designed by France made for popping a pimple on the neck, the Guilitine is a far more nefarious device created by Dr. Professor. Lingerie as a deterrent to the messy method of the former. The Guilitine does not have a physical form and this cannot physically hurt you, however. It will drive linguists and snooty professors crazy as they try to correct you despite your insistent that that is indeed, the one true, correct spelling.

PA: To the guilitine with the queen! Off with her head!
YS: Guilitine
PA: Guillotine*
YS: Tangerine?
PA: No
YS: guiltytine?
PA: stop
YS: Pantene?!?!
PA: NOOOOOOO

by Walnutoast September 27, 2022

Meat Guillotine

Slap your friend's adam's apple with your penis while he's sleeping, then throw your hands up and scream "You Just Got Meat Guillotined", throw water on him, and walk out.

Hey John's sleeping, he's going to get a meat guillotine.

by SophiasMomma24 March 12, 2015

Guilaine

A beautiful, strong women. Usually French, or from the Caribbean. A women of beautiful character ( tortured mind, beautiful soul ). Her love is great. She may seem stand offish at first, but when she gets to know you, she is one of the kindest, most warm hearted, and loving person you'll ever meet.

When she loves, she loves hard. However, you mistreat her for too long, and she forces her self to cut you off. It takes a lot mistreatment, and abuse of her love for her to cut you off.

If she has, she shares. She never keep her keeps good fortune or blessings to her self.

She is always giving.

A little OCD, and very clean. Very gentle, polite, and normally soft spoken.

Hard worker.faithful. loyal. Honest. Funny. Sweet. Amazing. Unique.

I know Guilaine looks mean Jean, but she is a very good person. Right now, she is just being quiet, and observing .

Guilaine is such a strong women, I don't know how she does it!

I love Guilaine, she is so nice.

You know Guilaine gave me half of her check, brought us food, and clothes for the kids, every month for six months, until I got back on feet after my husband left my children and I homeless? She is a God sent angel in my life, and the lives of the people around her. I will never forget what she has done for us.

by petite tom January 5, 2014

penis guillotine

when, after lifting up the toilet seat to take a piss, the toilet seat falls, causing it to slam back down on your penis, much like a guillotine

Rick couldnt have sex for a week after he suffered a penis guillotine

by rickstalentedtongue June 4, 2008

guiltiness

The state of having committed an offense.

"Guiltiness Pressed on their conscience" (Bob Marley and The Wailers)

by Adrian Montarce September 21, 2006

Jewish Guillotine

When an uncircumcised man is receiving oral sex, and his partner becomes startled, causing them to bite down and cleave his foreskin, leaving behind a perfectly circumcised penis and a newly Orthodox Jew.

"Last night was going great until she gave me the Jewish Guillotine and converted me into an Orthodox Jew."

by BennyBooty October 5, 2017

Guillotine Punt

A horizontal guillotine running on a track supported by FOUR posts. Your head goes between the tracks. As the guillotine blade approches, a light notifies you to begin a swift kicking motion (Put all you have into it!) An arm is triggered as the blade passes which pushes your detached head forward, making contact with your extended leg. The best case scenario is you punt your own severed head into the grand canyon. (Very difficult to achieve as you only get one try.)

The guillotine punt is a real “kick” to try!

by King of Death Metal April 5, 2019