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Meat Guillotine 

Slap your friend's adam's apple with your penis while he's sleeping, then throw your hands up and scream "You Just Got Meat Guillotined", throw water on him, and walk out.
Hey John's sleeping, he's going to get a meat guillotine.

Guilaine 

A beautiful, strong women. Usually French, or from the Caribbean. A women of beautiful character ( tortured mind, beautiful soul ). Her love is great. She may seem stand offish at first, but when she gets to know you, she is one of the kindest, most warm hearted, and loving person you'll ever meet.

When she loves, she loves hard. However, you mistreat her for too long, and she forces her self to cut you off. It takes a lot mistreatment, and abuse of her love for her to cut you off.

If she has, she shares. She never keep her keeps good fortune or blessings to her self.

She is always giving.

A little OCD, and very clean. Very gentle, polite, and normally soft spoken.

Hard worker.faithful. loyal. Honest. Funny. Sweet. Amazing. Unique.
I know Guilaine looks mean Jean, but she is a very good person. Right now, she is just being quiet, and observing .

Guilaine is such a strong women, I don't know how she does it!

I love Guilaine, she is so nice.

You know Guilaine gave me half of her check, brought us food, and clothes for the kids, every month for six months, until I got back on feet after my husband left my children and I homeless? She is a God sent angel in my life, and the lives of the people around her. I will never forget what she has done for us.
Guilaine by petite tom January 5, 2014

penis guillotine 

when, after lifting up the toilet seat to take a piss, the toilet seat falls, causing it to slam back down on your penis, much like a guillotine
Rick couldnt have sex for a week after he suffered a penis guillotine

guiltiness 

The state of having committed an offense.
"Guiltiness Pressed on their conscience" (Bob Marley and The Wailers)
guiltiness by Adrian Montarce September 21, 2006

Jewish Guillotine

When an uncircumcised man is receiving oral sex, and his partner becomes startled, causing them to bite down and cleave his foreskin, leaving behind a perfectly circumcised penis and a newly Orthodox Jew.
"Last night was going great until she gave me the Jewish Guillotine and converted me into an Orthodox Jew."
Jewish Guillotine by BennyBooty October 5, 2017

Guillotine Punt 

A horizontal guillotine running on a track supported by FOUR posts. Your head goes between the tracks. As the guillotine blade approches, a light notifies you to begin a swift kicking motion (Put all you have into it!) An arm is triggered as the blade passes which pushes your detached head forward, making contact with your extended leg. The best case scenario is you punt your own severed head into the grand canyon. (Very difficult to achieve as you only get one try.)
The guillotine punt is a real “kick” to try!
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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