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Meat Guillotine 

Slap your friend's adam's apple with your penis while he's sleeping, then throw your hands up and scream "You Just Got Meat Guillotined", throw water on him, and walk out.
Hey John's sleeping, he's going to get a meat guillotine.

penis guillotine 

when, after lifting up the toilet seat to take a piss, the toilet seat falls, causing it to slam back down on your penis, much like a guillotine
Rick couldnt have sex for a week after he suffered a penis guillotine

guillotining a turtle head 

The act of pinching off the tip of a loaf after it has been coming out of your asshole before you reached the bathroom. Most of the time resulting in a skid mark in your drawers.
Hey, can you pull over at the next stop? I'm guillotining a turtle head over here. (spoken from the passenger seat during a long drive)

Jewish Guillotine

When an uncircumcised man is receiving oral sex, and his partner becomes startled, causing them to bite down and cleave his foreskin, leaving behind a perfectly circumcised penis and a newly Orthodox Jew.
"Last night was going great until she gave me the Jewish Guillotine and converted me into an Orthodox Jew."
Jewish Guillotine by BennyBooty October 5, 2017

Guillotine Punt 

A horizontal guillotine running on a track supported by FOUR posts. Your head goes between the tracks. As the guillotine blade approches, a light notifies you to begin a swift kicking motion (Put all you have into it!) An arm is triggered as the blade passes which pushes your detached head forward, making contact with your extended leg. The best case scenario is you punt your own severed head into the grand canyon. (Very difficult to achieve as you only get one try.)
The guillotine punt is a real “kick” to try!

The Oral Guillotine sprinkler 

it's a super kinky and fun for the whole family, sex move

you sit on the ground with your legs spread sitting up right, have the girl lie on the ground like a bear rug, with your dick in her mouth; as you're about to climax have a buddy curb stomp on her head, slamming down her head so that it cuts off your penis. as you're ejaculating, your blood and cum will mix and shoot out at high speeds covering where ever you are in bloody cum! As for your penis? well that's a meal or souvenir for her to keep.
The Oral Guillotine Sprinkler is a super kinky sex move

Bro, she was so into me she even Oral Guillotine sprinkler ed me.
whoa bro, you did it, and didn't ask me to curb stomp her for you?
sorry homie but I had to ask my neighbour, he was the closest at the time.
that's reasonable.
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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