Guilitine

Not to be confused with the “guillotine”, the execution device designed by France made for popping a pimple on the neck, the Guilitine is a far more nefarious device created by Dr. Professor. Lingerie as a deterrent to the messy method of the former. The Guilitine does not have a physical form and this cannot physically hurt you, however. It will drive linguists and snooty professors crazy as they try to correct you despite your insistent that that is indeed, the one true, correct spelling.

PA: To the guilitine with the queen! Off with her head!
YS: Guilitine
PA: Guillotine*
YS: Tangerine?
PA: No
YS: guiltytine?
PA: stop
YS: Pantene?!?!
PA: NOOOOOOO

by Walnutoast September 27, 2022