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When a person pretends to tickle your willy.
"Hey, John please stop guigging me!"

"Sorry mate, your willy is just so guiggable!"
Guigg by RufusIngoramus November 21, 2013
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giggle pup 

A used or filled condom that the other partner imbibes after intercourse or oral sex. It also may be thrown at the other partner after being filled.
Example A: "Yeah man, after me and that girl did it, she totally gobbled my giggle pup!"

Example B: "yeah man, after I climaxed I was so over that girl that I didn't even let her drink my giggle pup! I straight threw it at that skeezer! She was PISSED!"
giggle pup by The Sandrini May 15, 2009
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gigga nigga 

A nigga so black and niggy he absorbs all light that hits him
We need to stop the gigga nigga from stealing all our women and sunlight
gigga nigga by nero64 January 27, 2015

giggle switch

Colloquialism for the selector lever on a select-fire firearm or safety on an automatic weapon, which engages the mechanical safety, semi-automatic fire, or automatic fire/3 round burst. Switching to automatic fire and putting streams of lead downrange is well known to elicit giggles of joy from anyone who grew up playing video games or watching GI Joe/The A-Team.
1) Private Joe Snuffy flipped the giggle switch on his M-249 for the first time, and laughed maniacally as he engaged the pop-up targets on his qualification range.

2) Rangemaster: "Flip that giggle switch and give 'er a whirl

Trainee: "heh heh heh . . ." *BRRRRRRRRAP!*
giggle switch by DoomsdayJesus October 2, 2013

gigged on 

defeated an opponent in a way that's just embarrassing. Shaq used to describe besting opponents, such as Manute Bol, as "giggin' on 'em" during his rap career.
How was your soccer match?

We were tied at one goal a piece until about the fiftieth minute, and then we gigged on 'em, and won, like, five-one.

That's the tits.
gigged on by Jackson Money July 2, 2009

Giggitybyte 

One gigabyte worth of porn.
Holy shit my computer is slow! Maybe its because i have over one hundred giggitybytes on here.
Giggitybyte by Jimbo Skillet August 9, 2010

GiggleDick 

"That was hilarious. It kicked me right in the giggledick!"
GiggleDick by KixStar December 1, 2016
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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