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Guessimate 

To guess on every problem and only get 10% wrong.
Prologue - The only Greek member of the computer science community strolls into the class 7 minutes after the exam started. His shirt is torn, hanging loosely from one shoulder. Throw-up covers his slacks, to the knee-high region. With blood-shot eyes he slumbers down into the chair next to me. Letting out a long provocative groan, he begins his exam. After leaving the exam, this was my conversation

Dude - "Richie, how did you do on that exam?"

Richie - "Bruh, I guessed on every question."

Dude - "But didn't you get only 10% wrong?"

Richie - "Ya bruh, I guessimated that exam."

FYI Richie is the Greek Student
Guessimate by Comp Sci Stranger November 6, 2010
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guesstimatrix 

Someone who thinks they can estimate cost or duration of a renovation project but who have zero construction experience and really and truly has no clue what is involved. A Guesstimatrix, always a female, is obviously smarter overall than a Guesstimator. Despite this natural female smartitude, Guesstimatrices (plural) have no business estimating costs or duration of projects.
She’s planning another home reno! And we all know it’ll be 300% over-budget and take months longer than planned…next time that Guesstimatrix needs to hire a real contractor!
guesstimatrix by Mandi Harmony June 23, 2021

guessometer 

The range indicator on the instrument cluster of an electric car, particularly Nissan Leaf. It is called a guessometer due to its inability to provide a reliable number for the remaining range of the electric car.
The guessometer dropped to 40 miles just after 10 miles driving.
guessometer by MiKeEchoSierra February 17, 2019

guestimation

A guestimation is an entirely useless term that resides between guess and estimation.
Know>estimate>guess>unknown
Dude 1: My guestimation is about $1,500 for that car.
Dude 2: ?
Is to translate something only guessing its real meaning, because you actually i don't know what it means.
I don't know what 夜露死苦 and 間相互作用理論 mean, so I just guesslated them.
Guesslate by kamechan88 May 16, 2011

Guesstimation 

A guess towards a possible estimation of some sought.
My guesstimation will be for another 3 hours of driving.
Guesstimation by gaetano November 2, 2007

Guesstimate 

a half-assed job at estimating.
Because I'm not very smart, i just guesstimated instead of actually thinking about it and making an estimate.
Guesstimate by malcom jamal warner January 18, 2007
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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