guy one- i just guestimated my income
guy two- your a fucking moron, i hate you, i will kill you and your family you dirty cock monger
guy two- your a fucking moron, i hate you, i will kill you and your family you dirty cock monger
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by Ferrett487 June 27, 2005
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To guestimate is when you have no idea about something, but you don't want to sound like an idiot.
Its a careful combination of guessing what the topic is about and then estimating the correct answer.
Also another thing you could add to this is a statistic, as it makes your answer sound more valid and believable!
Its a careful combination of guessing what the topic is about and then estimating the correct answer.
Also another thing you could add to this is a statistic, as it makes your answer sound more valid and believable!
Paul: so what do you think of the whole el nino phenomenon?
You: in your head, what the FU*K? Thanks paul!
Now you guestimate
Step one guess... Ok so it sounds kinda mexican, doesn't nino mean grandchild? Ok so its something to do with mexicans, sounds like a dance...
Step two estimate an appropriate answer...every one likes dancing and mexicans make good food so I'm gonna like it.
Make up a statistic... 89% of americans think its a positive movement.
Helpful tip: you could always be wrong so answer briefly and not to in depth!
You: well I feel its a positive movement that's changing the world in a dramatic way, 89% of americans see it in a favorable light!
In your head- BOOM how u like me now paul!
You: in your head, what the FU*K? Thanks paul!
Now you guestimate
Step one guess... Ok so it sounds kinda mexican, doesn't nino mean grandchild? Ok so its something to do with mexicans, sounds like a dance...
Step two estimate an appropriate answer...every one likes dancing and mexicans make good food so I'm gonna like it.
Make up a statistic... 89% of americans think its a positive movement.
Helpful tip: you could always be wrong so answer briefly and not to in depth!
You: well I feel its a positive movement that's changing the world in a dramatic way, 89% of americans see it in a favorable light!
In your head- BOOM how u like me now paul!
by boomyoulikethat June 02, 2011
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"Hey mate, how many chicks have you boned?"
"Awww man, I don't know.."
"Guestimate"
"err...five..hundred??? heh"
"Your an idiot"
"Awww man, I don't know.."
"Guestimate"
"err...five..hundred??? heh"
"Your an idiot"
by Aprimic January 02, 2009
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What scientists use in an attempt to sound clever when they really want to give an accurate estimate but they got no fucking idea so they just give a guess that sounds reasonable.
Interviewer: So how far away from the sun is planet 9?
Scientist: Hmm, that's a great question. My guestimate is that it is at least 17 astronomical units away at it's closed
Scientist: Hmm, that's a great question. My guestimate is that it is at least 17 astronomical units away at it's closed
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