Guesstimated
I had to read an analogue clock for a quiz so I guesstimated it was 3:30 because it was around halfway and I don't know how to read clocks.
Guesstimated by SteveIsPlatonicallyMarried April 15, 2022
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guesstimatrix
Someone who thinks they can estimate cost or duration of a renovation project but who have zero construction experience and really and truly has no clue what is involved. A Guesstimatrix, always a female, is obviously smarter overall than a Guesstimator. Despite this natural female smartitude, Guesstimatrices (plural) have no business estimating costs or duration of projects.
She’s planning another home reno! And we all know it’ll be 300% over-budget and take months longer than planned…next time that Guesstimatrix needs to hire a real contractor!
guesstimatrix by Mandi Harmony June 23, 2021
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Guesstimation by gaetano November 2, 2007
Guesstimate
Because I'm not very smart, i just guesstimated instead of actually thinking about it and making an estimate.
Guesstimate by malcom jamal warner January 18, 2007
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Help desk e-mail received at work: please explain how the hours worked for the day are calculated for this employee.
Response: you must provide the employee name or ID and day you are referencing so I can assist with this inquiry.
Comment to co-worker: I'm so tired of having to guesstigate for these people!
Response: you must provide the employee name or ID and day you are referencing so I can assist with this inquiry.
Comment to co-worker: I'm so tired of having to guesstigate for these people!
Guesstigate by BillieMoksha June 30, 2011
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guesstimate by drew s April 8, 2004
Guesstimate
1. Originally used by morons who like to make up words, guesstimate is a combination of two words that don't mean quite the same thing; A combination of the words Guess and Estimate that has adopted the meaning of the word guess.
2. To Guess; To draw a conclusion with little or no reason to believe so.
2. To Guess; To draw a conclusion with little or no reason to believe so.
Bob: How high are we on this building?
Mark: I'd say about 10 stories.
Bob: That sounds like a good guesstimate.
Mark: (Silent in awe of Bobs stupidity)
Mark: I'd say about 10 stories.
Bob: That sounds like a good guesstimate.
Mark: (Silent in awe of Bobs stupidity)
Guesstimate by Coerce1 May 17, 2009
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