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A Word used to describe a male, independent of race or creed, a bit like bloke. Used more so in the south of England (i.e London) can be used in both a friendly and agressive manner.
Alright Geezer.....


That F*ing geezer has f*cked me right off.
geeza by Matt Richards October 9, 2003
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Male who is known to be down by law by other males.

A Male person who carries himself in laid back way and never gets phased.

Often confused with Geezer,
A geezer is a male person who tries to see a selfish benefit in every situation.

Or a geezer is male who likes beer and is very unpredictable.
Check the dj, this geezzahh will smash it up.

Check Dave, man that guys is one cool muva, yeah man he's a geezahh.

See the way Pete handled that punter, yeah man, kept his cool, he's a geezahh
Geezahh by Activeminded January 26, 2010
a dewd,a mook,a mate
oi geezah stf and rtfm or i'll fookin slap ya
geezah by bongerz September 8, 2006

geeza bird 

a girl hu acts/looks like a man/boy.
cor m8 shes a propa geeza bird init!
geeza bird by xXx (#@z xXx May 5, 2005
A term coined by Independent Wrestler, Dom Vitalli. A Geek and a Mark not to be confused with ”Meezark” relating to an extreme Mark. A Geezark is a fan who takes wrestling far to seriously and has a false intellectual approach to the business of wrestling. Often associated with the Bullet Club or more specifically “The Elite”. Geezarks think they’re doing something edgy and different when in reality they all act the same.

Geezarks refer to WWE as “the E” or “the Fed” as if it would discredit the company in any sort of way, also calling the CEO of the company Mr. Vincent Kennedy McMahon... “Vince” to think it would insult him or to assume they can be on a first name basis with him.

Geezarks are also known to believe that Cody Rhodes is going to put the WWE out of business as some sort of business virtue.
“All Elite Wrestling was just announced! The E is done! Down with Vince!”
What a Geezark..
Geezark by Bobby Bronson January 17, 2019
A top noch fella with a massive Langer unlike the young Alex whelan a man that does not masturbate in others homes
Alex whelan is not a geezar
My nanny is some geezar for her age
Geezar by Yournan5 April 30, 2019
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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