An alcoholic drink created in the dark and dusty dorms of Northeastern University. Comprised of
two ingredients, this mixed drink is as dangerous as saying every word of Mo Bamba in a crowded party as a white freshman. Part Orange Guava Passionfruit Juice and part Malibu (it’s exact ratio is kept locked up
like my
boy Tay-K), this drink is best made with stolen ingredients from a specific dining hall on campus. It’s preferably served chilled in a
crusty Dasani water bottle. Made by Eric Weiss, the clown of clowns.