Guarantell
A shorter sense of the common phrase "I can already tell" mixed in with "Guarantee" which is Guarantell.
Guarantell by JayWoody July 9, 2009
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tard fam guarantee
This is what we call a guarantee that is made by any of the tard fam members. This is the most useless and hopeless guarantee ever. Usually anytime a tard fam member makes a guarantee of any sorts, you can take all your money to Vegas and bet on the opposite happening with supreme confidence. As we have already known, tard fam has no idea whatsoever on what they are talking about and as a result they think that they are smarter than they actually are. Since they think they're so smart, they may let their tard side show a little when they go around making all these promises and guarantees.
Norman "Nick": Dude, I guarantee that I am the least retarded person in this chat. It's probably York if we're being honest.
York: Dude, that's cap asf. I guarantee that Mike Carlson is more of a retard than me.
Armando: Looks like both of you woke up this morning and decided to acted retarded all day. Shut your asses up with your wack ass tard fam guarantees.
York: Dude, that's cap asf. I guarantee that Mike Carlson is more of a retard than me.
Armando: Looks like both of you woke up this morning and decided to acted retarded all day. Shut your asses up with your wack ass tard fam guarantees.
tard fam guarantee by TurnM3Up July 21, 2020
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Ryan Guarantee
Term used to describe something that is almost guaranteed to happen.
A Ryan guarantee is worth 90% of an actual guarantee
A Ryan guarantee is worth 90% of an actual guarantee
Ryan Guarantee by AaronFromTheBlock January 18, 2020
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the nard dog guarantee by tommyboy6688 February 21, 2010
Fraud Guarantee
A super stupid name for a technology firm that is supposedly set up to protect its customers from being defrauded but may be the direct connection with the savvy fraudsters themselves.
Let’s just say that when I found Fraud Guarantee I was entirely solvent but after doing business with Mr. Parnas for about a year, I was living in my car.
Fraud Guarantee by Dr Bunnygirl November 6, 2019
fact guaranteed
A "fact guaranteed" is an emphatic affirmation of a thing or a situation (usually positive), that is either held to be true or about to happen.
Something agreed upon.
A promise, a binding oral contract.
Something agreed upon.
A promise, a binding oral contract.
fact guaranteed by burkehey October 13, 2009
Korm Guarantee
The firmest assurance that certain conditions will be fulfilled; a promise that should never be doubted.
Daniel gave a Korm Guarantee that they would win, so everyone placed their bets on Arsenal to win the league.
Korm Guarantee by FletchTheGreat July 1, 2016
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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