Grymper
"That man flies on a penguin sideways while throwing him self off a toaster into Mars. That's what we call a Grymper."
Grymper by Turtlewatcher3000🥭🧌 October 29, 2025
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Grymper • grumper • grampers • grimper • gromper • gympersonator • Grumper Bumper • Grumper Butt • grumperdump • grumperoo
Grumper
An especially hot and steamy shit. Grumpers often leave you very sweaty and exhausted. They're mostly taken under less than ideal situations like port-o-johns and bar bathrooms.
Man I was tailgating on Saturday and I had to shit some fierce. I went to the port-o-John and dropped a fiery grumper. My asshole was never the same.
Grumper by Alexdlegit March 25, 2017
Grumperson Jones
Grumperson Jones by Emily Jones-Parker July 28, 2010
gromper
A gromper is a unseen creature that lives in holes or caves known as "gromper holes." They are typically active at night and low light hours especially in sparcley populated areas. Their activities range from mischievous trickery to the occasional kidnaping and eating of lost travelers.
Niagara Grumper
An explosive shit. Comes pouring out of your ass with seemingly no end to the flow. Like a hot waterfall of shit.
I ate some bad oysters last night and today I experienced the worst Niagara Grumper. I couldn’t get off the shitter.
Niagara Grumper by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
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