A gromper is a unseen creature that lives in holes or caves known as "gromper holes." They are typically active at night and low light hours especially in sparcley populated areas. Their activities range from mischievous trickery to the occasional kidnaping and eating of lost travelers.
"Stay away from there, that's a gromper hole if I've ever seen one."
"Don't go outside or a gromper might get you"
"Don't go outside or a gromper might get you"
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Get the Monster Gromper mug.(slang) Voluntary intervals of time within the workplace used to measure non-performance of job functions whilst still receiving houry stipends for said functions. Gropper-time may be practiced in groups or independently.
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Get the gropper-time mug.An especially hot and steamy shit. Grumpers often leave you very sweaty and exhausted. They're mostly taken under less than ideal situations like port-o-johns and bar bathrooms.
Man I was tailgating on Saturday and I had to shit some fierce. I went to the port-o-John and dropped a fiery grumper. My asshole was never the same.
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4. a man who gets tossed out of a strip club for unauthorized touching of a stripper.
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