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grudgeband

A grudgeband is a devoted husband and father working around the clock to maintain the lifestyle of his Parkie wife and children. Grudgebands could put in a short 40 hour week with significantly less stress if they lived in Plano but his family prefers the Park Cities. A grudgeband could care less where he lives because the intense travel and 13 hour days leave no time to enjoy his home or community.

Grudgebands are married to highly educated women who had paying jobs before the internet really caught on. Though their wives have an e-mail address, they don’t know how to attach documents and always say the “www” part before giving a web address.

Grudgebands are powerful in the business world but when given the rare opportunity to show up at home, check their freedom at the door. His wife has signed him up to move heavy items for a charity event she leads while he’s at the office.

Though he deeply respects her role, he’s grown tired of her filibuster about the difficulty of taking care of the kids while he lives a glamorous life downtown. He secretly fantasizes about the day he’ll scream so loud the neighbors can hear, “How hard can it be, you have a nanny, a housekeeper and no job.”
The grudgeband lost his biggest client but his wife still donated a load of cash to charity and remodeled the kitchen.

grungeaholic 

A person who cannot stop themselves from hittin’ all the thrift shops they stumble upon.
He is an incurable grungeaholic in dire need of a special 12-step program.
grungeaholic by Dr Bunnygirl December 8, 2018

grudgebaby 

Noun denoting the offspring conceived by a married woman while her husband is away for a period of months or years; e.g., at war or in the joint.
Moe: I don't understand how my wife had a baby a month ago. I mean, I'd been away for two years!

Joe: Well, Moe, that kid's a grudgebaby. Somebody had it in for you.
grudgebaby by Ernest Peabody August 2, 2006

Grungette 

A girl who listens to punk and grunge. Her style is mixed up from grunge style and punk. Grungettes has a vibe of Riot Grrrls too. The word ''grungette'' is mixed from ''grunge'' and ''punkette''.

Grungettes listens to bands like Pearl jam; Alice In Chains; Soundgarden; Sex Pistols; Distillers; Bikini Kill; Hole; Nirvana and etc.

Grungette's style goes from all black to plain white. Includes camo clothing; combat boots; tartan skirts and pants; leather jackets; plaid shirts; hoodies; big shoulder bags (usually black).

Grungettes have a certain state of mind. They are dreamy; has their own attitude; they are emotional, but often doesn't show their feelings. Grungettes are dynamic (changes their looks a lot and doesn't stay in one certain outfit or color for long). Grungettes often are difficult to understand.
-''Anarchy in the UK!''
- I thought you like grunge.
- I'm a grungette. I love punk and grunge.
Grungette by F@nt@sy Fre@k January 15, 2012

grungehead

Someone who’s 92% of their brain cells are purely rock lyrics. Their entire personality consists of the rock bands that were popular during the grunge era. You DEFINITELY want to be friends with them....
Madi could probably tell you everything you need to know about Alice in Chains...she’s a GRUNGEHEAD BRUH
grungehead by madiculrich November 30, 2020

Grungetarian 

A certain breed of Pacific Northwestern hipster, complete with flannel, sullen demeanor, disdain for materialism, and a diet consisting of various locally grown legumes, grasses, and berries. Travels on a ridonkulously expensive racing bicycle while wearing varying forms of ill-conceived facial hair.
Dude, I was grungetarian before there was such a thing. Now, if you don't mind, I've got to finish this latte and organic, locally baked cupcake.
Grungetarian by VisionDC June 12, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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