Gruffus

The word used to Identify the person that is acting very gruff. One who presents themselves with a voice that sounds low, rough, and unfriendly, or behavior that is abrupt, stern, and impatient.

He is being a real gruffus today., Why are you being such a gruffus?

Gruffus by Gruffus man August 29, 2026

Griffus 

The act of injuring oneself in a freak and unusual manner.

I was sleeping on the top bunk, when I suddenly woke up on the floor and realized I had griffused myself.

After being pepper sprayed in the face, I became disoriented and griffused my hand while punching a training bag.

Griffus by lotsofpain August 31, 2013

Ioan Gruffudd 

Very very hot Welsh actor who has starred in many movies - including Titanic and King Arthur - and was also the star of Honrblower.

Oh my god - its Ioan Gruffudd!!!!!!!!!

Ioan Gruffudd by squashi_mitsu August 13, 2004

Grufus 

One who exhibits symptoms similar to those of a doofus, but with greater severity.

Timmy reversed out of his driveway, and for the second time that week hit a tree. "What a grufus," remarked the neighbor John.

Grufus by Deeeez Nutts July 9, 2007

the gruffudd 

pronounced gruh-fawd. hair region above a man's penis.

named for the welsh actor ioan gruffudd (pronounced, yo-wan, griffith)

wow, i love hair. i love the gruffudd on that guy.
i hate hair, it's sweaty and gross

the gruffudd by synecdoche April 29, 2006

the gruffudd 

a. triangle area of the man, involving the cock cuts downward.
this name comes from a mispronounciation, of the last name, of the welsh actor "ioan gruffudd" (correctly pronounced, yo-wahn, griffith see ioan gruffudd ) seen in a revealing shower/towel pose.
b. this phrase refers to the patch of pubic hair right above a man's penis.
c. sometimes confused with the davids.

i hate pubic hair; i dont like the gruffudd.

i like pubic hair; i like the gruffudd on that male model.

the gruffudd by zeugma May 8, 2006

Gruffunkle

-Noun; {gruf-funkle}
A dirty and often smelly piece of toast. Sometimes found with leftover breakfast or under your bed.

While cleaning his room:

Charles: "eww, i just found a nasty piece of gruffunkle under my bed! and there's hair on it..."

Gruffunkle by cupcaker. December 1, 2010