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A welsh boy's name for someone who is witty, inteligent and funny, probably the best name in the world!
1: He's funny!
2: yeah, his name's Ioan
1: No wonder then...
by Sandman1264 July 11, 2010
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Elvish for Giant Welsh Chemist. His flaming red hair finds him attracting a predominantly female hoard of friends and in constant battle to maintain his masculinity. His fight can be similarly described to as the great battle of Hobbits Vs Mordor but in this case it is Ioan Vs Womens illustrious ways.
Guy 1 "Hey look at that guy surrounded by women, what a lad!"

Guy 2 "nah its just a Ioan"
by Incredably witty tiny women September 21, 2010
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Ioan's are generally very enthusiastic, handsome men, who love to try new things and are very social. They are good-looking, caring people who care a lot about their family and friends. These people are witty and intelligent, but can be quite out-of-hand. They are athletic people that socialize through sports. Ioan's are proud of their irregular names, but are not very confident when it comes to public speaking. If you find a Ioan, go get him fast because he'll be taken quickly!!
Guy 1: "Who brought in the woman magnet?"
Guy 2: "That's just Ioan."
by fmkse January 05, 2018
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A Welsh name given to a boy who will probably end up a fat farmer. People with this name usually have blue eyes and a really ugly face and are extremely shit at playing rugby.
Man: That is one big fat pig you have on you'r farm miss

Women:That is not a pig,that's my son Ioan

Man:Yes,I know
by amazamo December 06, 2010
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A welsh name.
He is typically tall and ginger.
He can often be compared to a boots meal deal however he offers a range of different coloured sheep, predictably horrendous rain and a below par rugby performances as opposed to your traditional sweets, soft drinks & sandwiches
Person 1"Lets go to Ioans and get a meal deal"

Person 2 "Ok, but i'm not gonna get Gavin Henson again, he turned me orange"
by Incredably witty tiny women September 21, 2010
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A scamming backstabber. Someone who does something just to get something out of it.

2. A snitch.

3. Man that snake cheated me out of 220

4. Don't trust him, he's a snake.

#bitch#snake#faggot#snitch#reptile
Ioan you snake!
by PantieNikker June 12, 2018
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