Gruffing is the act of wanking off a homeless man under a bridge. Its a reference to the popular childrens fairy tale the Billy Goats Gruff. Don't think there was any wanking in that though.

"Jimmy's been wearing a sling all week after a particularly vigorous Gruffing session."

Gruffing by Paddyhahahaha May 11, 2010

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Gruffin

someone who arrives at your house at 2:30 am to pass out 2 minutes later in an awkward position while watching Creepshow2

gruffin: yo ld can i come to your house?
ld: no
gruffin: do you want me kiss you?

Gruffin by cgriff88 March 22, 2009

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griffinschneider

adjective:
A guy with a disgusting moustache and speaks in Javascript.

Man, I met this guy who was such a griffinschneider.

griffinschneider by jack fack December 14, 2008

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griffins and gargoyles

A made up game from the TV show, “Riverdale”, if played, causes weird behavior, almost like being possessed by the ring leader of the game, The Gargoyle King. Many people have taken their lives by, drinking blue liquid from chalices, which is a part of the game.

Did you hear Jughead started playing Griffins and Gargoyles with the serpents?! I heard he is trying to catch the Gargoyle King.

griffins and gargoyles by coleiokingcolio November 17, 2018

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