Gruffins

An incredibly rough unsatisfying handjob.

Dude I paid this girl for a good time but she gave me a gruffins!

by BuddyBuddie February 19, 2022

griffins bridge

the area between your arse and your sack

man i got an itch tryin to cross griffins bridge

by j j mclure June 28, 2009

Mary Griffins

adj. To be under the influence of marijuana, all stony d

I'm all mary griffins

all mary griffind?

by andresblazeit420 July 26, 2009

Gruffing

Gruffing is the act of wanking off a homeless man under a bridge. Its a reference to the popular childrens fairy tale the Billy Goats Gruff. Don't think there was any wanking in that though.

"Jimmy's been wearing a sling all week after a particularly vigorous Gruffing session."

by Paddyhahahaha May 11, 2010

Gruffin

someone who arrives at your house at 2:30 am to pass out 2 minutes later in an awkward position while watching Creepshow2

gruffin: yo ld can i come to your house?
ld: no
gruffin: do you want me kiss you?

by cgriff88 March 22, 2009

griffinschneider

adjective:
A guy with a disgusting moustache and speaks in Javascript.

Man, I met this guy who was such a griffinschneider.

by jack fack December 14, 2008

griffins and gargoyles

A made up game from the TV show, “Riverdale”, if played, causes weird behavior, almost like being possessed by the ring leader of the game, The Gargoyle King. Many people have taken their lives by, drinking blue liquid from chalices, which is a part of the game.

Did you hear Jughead started playing Griffins and Gargoyles with the serpents?! I heard he is trying to catch the Gargoyle King.

by coleiokingcolio November 17, 2018