A powerful, object-based, interpreted scripting language, created by Brendan Eich, most commonly embedded directly into HTML web pages to manage client-side interaction.

A computer programming language, provides a source of endless suffering for many poor middle-schoolers throughout the world (including myself).

Programming Language, written to sit on a web server but be run on an unknown web *client*. Hence it often doesn't.

If people start writing it to meet w3c standards, and browsers contimue to try to implement w3c standards, there may be some hope for it in the distant future.

A set of instructions on how to use a device for the purposes of brewing coffee.

A random assortment of functions and variables used to create special effects on web pages. Gernerally used only to impress people who don't care.

The ultimate bloat machine, f**ck javascript all my homies use holy C

Scripting language derived from Java (actually it has nothing to do with it); usually a javascript can be found embedded into a HTML page (it is the default client side scripting language) and can be used to implement dynamic features in a webpage .