Gruffel 

The skin that over laps the head of a persons penis.

When i ride my bike my (Gruffel) butter melts.

Gruffel by ZMSTEV01 December 12, 2010

Grufflets

Bits of dried poo stuck to your bottom

“My horse has grufflets”
“Horse shoe me!”

Grufflets by RastamouseYoYoYo69 666 October 27, 2020

gruffle 

verb; to eat hastily, with zeal

I'm going to gruffle some mad Domino's.

gruffle by erik November 23, 2004

grufflenut 

Dried nuggets of poo that are attached to the bum hair around your anus. Also known as dangleberries.

-Dude, can I borrow your comb.
-Sure, here you go.

10 mins later

-Thanks man, I had a couple of real persistent grufflenuts that I couldn't get out without a comb.
-No worries. You dick.

grufflenut by jimwade December 3, 2009

graffeler 

this move works best if the fart is silent, and if you are in close proximity to the person you want to attack. after you sneak a nasty fart out, cup your hand around where the smelly air is and keep it tightly shut so no air escapes. then select your target and pitch the fart at them

guy 1:(rips a nasty fart and throws it at his bro)
guy 2: dude, did you just give me a graffeler?

random dude: hey man, did you hear about how johnny graffeled susan last night?
other random dude: ya , i heard she puked all over the keg
random dude: party foul!

graffeler by jswizzbeats August 25, 2009

Gruffed 

To say something in an agitated fashion, Gruffed is the combination of 'Grumble' and 'Huffed', gruffing is similar to 'scoffing' only it is a response where the individual is being much more direct and snide about their frustrations and feelings towards the issue and often tries harder to solicit a response even if unintentionally and the execution tends to be more crude in nature.

"I need you to go pick up mom from the airport tomorrow." Jenny told her sister, Sally giving her a sideways glance as she stood up.
"And why the hell should I do that?" Sally Gruffed, "you never do anything for me when I need help!"
Jenny simple sighed aloud in turn, "God damn, you're such a child..."

Gruffed by Muttemor May 12, 2021

gruffalo 

A bear shaped bipedal character from children’s stories. A gruffalo's lower jaw extends beyond the upper jaw with two large upward pointing teeth. The gruffalo has a heart of gold but it's outward appearance is that of one that does not wish to be messed with.

The term gruffalo can be used as a semi-endearment to describe someone who is quite gruff (traditional meaning) i.e. with a temporary but short and snappy introductory temperament. A gruffalo likes to show that he is gruff (by moving things roughly and hunching the shoulders) but is capable of maintaining a reasonable (if a little gruff) conversation if you wish to. The gruffalo often appears in the morning and arrives late at the office so his gruffness is visible to other staff.

oh - look out! here comes the gruffalo.

gruffalo by Professor of new English July 1, 2005