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grrfunk day
grrfunk day by Sarah May 10, 2004
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GrrFunk • grrfunk day • Garfunkel • garfunkle • Garfunkeling • garfunk • gerfunkenrub • garfunkeled • garfunkled • Garfunkling
Garfunkle
To react to something in such a manner that whatever you are drinking comes out your nose. This is primarily caused by a surprise of some sort and the surprise is typically as hilarious as the word itself.
Garfunk
You must drink down to the emblem on the bottle, then fill up the space with Lilt, put the bottle cap back on, and shake twice, to give the tropical beer taste of a Garfunk.
Ideally served with pizza.
Ideally served with pizza.
Garfunk by Greasy Boots December 31, 2011
simon and garfunkel
great artists, paul simon is a modern american poet and art garfunkel has an amazing singing voice.
made famous in the 60s for songs such as "sounds of silence", "bridge over troubled water" and "mrs robinson"
well worth a listen, these are a duet who provide the soundtrack an era in american history.
made famous in the 60s for songs such as "sounds of silence", "bridge over troubled water" and "mrs robinson"
well worth a listen, these are a duet who provide the soundtrack an era in american history.
simon and garfunkel make some great music,
the lyrics are some of the best ive ever heard.
"the words of a prophet are written on the subway wall"
the lyrics are some of the best ive ever heard.
"the words of a prophet are written on the subway wall"
simon and garfunkel by homer simpson March 24, 2005
gerfunkenrub
A substitute word for any sexual reference. Refers to nothing specifically but sounds extremely dirty.
Ger-funk-in-rub
Ger-funk-in-rub
gerfunkenrub by JocelynAlyssa October 6, 2007
gerfunkenrub
In the future, this word shall be often heard in Safeway stores. It's a polite word to mask a perverted act.
gerfunkenrub by QWERTUIOP March 2, 2008
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober
An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.