GrrFunk

Mad that you fucked

girl: GrrFunk
Boy: oh come on you had fun.

by RayAFunk February 25, 2010

grrfunk day

bad day in weather, events, or people

I left the house without an umbrella and that was really the begining of my grrfunk day

by Sarah May 10, 2004

Garfunkle

To react to something in such a manner that whatever you are drinking comes out your nose. This is primarily caused by a surprise of some sort and the surprise is typically as hilarious as the word itself.

I just about garfunkled my coffee when the monkey at the zoo threw some poop and it landed on a guy's ice cream cone.

by RTOTOJ March 8, 2020

Garfunk

An alcoholic beverage consisting of Budweiser and Lilt, made in the former's bottle.

You must drink down to the emblem on the bottle, then fill up the space with Lilt, put the bottle cap back on, and shake twice, to give the tropical beer taste of a Garfunk.
Ideally served with pizza.

by Greasy Boots December 31, 2011

simon and garfunkel

great artists, paul simon is a modern american poet and art garfunkel has an amazing singing voice.
made famous in the 60s for songs such as "sounds of silence", "bridge over troubled water" and "mrs robinson"
well worth a listen, these are a duet who provide the soundtrack an era in american history.

simon and garfunkel make some great music,
the lyrics are some of the best ive ever heard.
"the words of a prophet are written on the subway wall"

by homer simpson March 24, 2005

gerfunkenrub

A substitute word for any sexual reference. Refers to nothing specifically but sounds extremely dirty.

Ger-funk-in-rub

John got his gerfunkenrub juice all over my shoes.

I just went to see him gerfunkenrub his gherkin.

by JocelynAlyssa October 6, 2007

gerfunkenrub

In the future, this word shall be often heard in Safeway stores. It's a polite word to mask a perverted act.

I can just tell by that woman's face that she hasn't been gerfunkenrubbed in a long time.

by QWERTUIOP March 2, 2008