grottie 

a girl who is gross, but a hottie. She burps, farts, scratches her butt and when she picks her nose or ears yells, "Jackpot!"

Particularly desirable as a girlfriend as she's hot... and being gross herself, she can never be disgusted with you because she is disgusting herself.

Marry her.

You hit the jackpot, brotha! You’ve got a girlfriend who can never get on your case for being disgusting because she’s even more disgusting. Sonny is gross and a hottie. She’s a Grottie!

grottie by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd August 20, 2010

grottie 

Something gross; disgusting

That mans wrinkles are grottie!

grottie by anakko27 July 8, 2009

Grottie 

An adult movie star (Pornstar) who has a brown ass crack (Asshole).
You'll hardly ever see them, but when you see a Grottie you'll be like... "............Oooookkk"

Holy crap theres a Grottie!

Grottie by Porn Magnet July 24, 2006

teasy ass gritties 

A spin off of tig ol' bitties, and derived from greasy ass titties.
Describing the fat greasy man-boobs on an overweight fellow.

Jim: Damnnnn look at you fatty, you're massive! You got some teasy ass gritties, they're bigger than your mom's.

Bruce: Don't make fun of me... I have a glandular problem!

Jim: Then why are you holding a bucket of KFC?

teasy ass gritties by ZmanIsTheMan October 3, 2012

Grottery 

Storage facility of pornographic material

Brian had recently extended his grottery to 16 TB.

Grottery by Mykeyboy April 5, 2011

Grotten

Dirty, miserable, filthy, disgusting and generally wrong. Combination of grotty and rotten - when one word is not enough to describe the skankiness.

"Oh man, I woke up sweating in a tent after a 24 hour drinking binge. I feel grotten"

Grotten by Lizzimon August 12, 2009

nittiest of all gritties 

The ultimate bottom line, the lowest common denominator

"we gotta break this thing down to the nittiest of all gritties"

nittiest of all gritties by mastertrainer1978 April 9, 2008