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Gritties 

The overwhelming feeling to destroy an adorable person/thing/animal

if you see or touch something really really cute like a puppy, and have the urge to hurt or kill it

you grit your teeth and say something like "ohhh it's just soo cute!"
Meredith had the gritties today when she saw a kitten. She gritted her teeth and said "ooooh i could just crush its skull"
Gritties by kelko October 28, 2010
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Gritties 

Grandma got no gritties.
Gritties by goated son September 24, 2021

gritties 

An elusive pair of beautiful boobies - kept warm and cozy in a grey dress. Only visible after midnight in various pubs and never to be seen again. Completely unforgettable - they will ruin the attractiveness of most all other females. Proof that God does love mankind.
I thought I saw gritties the other night but it was only a basketball in a gym bag.
gritties by Mr. Smith's January 5, 2009

Gritties 

Titties of an old lady (such as a grandma); a woman generally 60 or older.
Look at the set of gritties on her!
Gritties by Bmoda June 29, 2020

Gritties 

Titties, but specifically Gronk's titties.
Woah, look at Gronk with his humongous gritties
Gritties by Beetle Fajita May 8, 2021

Gritties 

"Grandma got no gritties"
Gritties by anonymous October 21, 2021

gritties 

Yo, dude - how do you like your gritties?
Definitely dangly.
gritties by micmacpattywac April 25, 2022