grotti

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dead wrong; an action that deserves a beat-down

Girl One: That bitch thats supposed to be my best friend slobbed my man.
Girl Two: That's grotti.

grotti by Courtney August 25, 2003

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grotti

yeah, right. his parents: his father, called spanky franky and his mother busen-susan really suckz. a grotti feels bad about his parents, always.

grotti by DaRealKnoopernickel May 18, 2003

Related Words

grotting • Grottie • grotti • Grottiaphobia • gotti • grotty • grotto • gotti brothers • gottie • grottle

teasy ass gritties

A spin off of tig ol' bitties, and derived from greasy ass titties.
Describing the fat greasy man-boobs on an overweight fellow.

Jim: Damnnnn look at you fatty, you're massive! You got some teasy ass gritties, they're bigger than your mom's.

Bruce: Don't make fun of me... I have a glandular problem!

Jim: Then why are you holding a bucket of KFC?

teasy ass gritties by ZmanIsTheMan October 3, 2012

Grotta

An accumulation of clothes in the pelvic area. Originates in Cleveland, Ohio See also Wedgie

When you stand up, I can see the grotta you have, pull it out.

Grotta by Mannywallace May 17, 2006

Grettify

When you turn someone into a smoker and a nitty.

J golding was the best serial grettifyer of the 21st century

I can't wait to grettify my mate

Grettify by Donworryinnit January 30, 2018

Dead Grotty

Something or someone who is Grotesque

Wouldn't be seen dead in one of those! that's dead grotty

seen that tart? shes dead grotty

Dead Grotty by Jeremy Hillary Boob PHD February 8, 2012

grotty

Grotesque.

Made famous by George Harrison in "A Hard Day's Night"

I wouldn't be caught dead in them, they're dead grotty.

grotty by Samoonfka July 12, 2006

Word of the Day on July 19, 2023

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026