grotti 

dead wrong; an action that deserves a beat-down

Girl One: That bitch thats supposed to be my best friend slobbed my man.
Girl Two: That's grotti.

grotti by Courtney August 25, 2003

grotti 

yeah, right. his parents: his father, called spanky franky and his mother busen-susan really suckz. a grotti feels bad about his parents, always.

grotti by DaRealKnoopernickel May 18, 2003

teasy ass gritties 

A spin off of tig ol' bitties, and derived from greasy ass titties.
Describing the fat greasy man-boobs on an overweight fellow.

Jim: Damnnnn look at you fatty, you're massive! You got some teasy ass gritties, they're bigger than your mom's.

Bruce: Don't make fun of me... I have a glandular problem!

Jim: Then why are you holding a bucket of KFC?

teasy ass gritties by ZmanIsTheMan October 3, 2012

Grotta 

An accumulation of clothes in the pelvic area. Originates in Cleveland, Ohio See also Wedgie

When you stand up, I can see the grotta you have, pull it out.

Grotta by Mannywallace May 17, 2006

Grettify

When you turn someone into a smoker and a nitty.

J golding was the best serial grettifyer of the 21st century

I can't wait to grettify my mate

Grettify by Donworryinnit January 30, 2018

Dead Grotty

Something or someone who is Grotesque

Wouldn't be seen dead in one of those! that's dead grotty

seen that tart? shes dead grotty

Dead Grotty by Jeremy Hillary Boob PHD February 8, 2012

grotty 

Grotesque.

Made famous by George Harrison in "A Hard Day's Night"

I wouldn't be caught dead in them, they're dead grotty.

grotty by Samoonfka July 12, 2006