John: "Yo, I just copped them Jordan 26's"
James: "You must be fecally speaking, they don't even exist"
James: "You must be fecally speaking, they don't even exist"
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by mastertrainer1978 April 09, 2008

John - "I missed qualifying for that position by less than 3 points"
Jim - "yeah, I got harbaughed too, I missed it at the last minute too"
Jim - "yeah, I got harbaughed too, I missed it at the last minute too"
by mastertrainer1978 February 12, 2012

one who spends money carelessly, talks big talk about what they have, what they gonna buy, how they got "prada" this and "true religion" that and "Lexus" the other, but upon further inspection of their bank acount, there are more numbers on the right side of the decimal point than the left (i.e. $9.53 in their account)
"John stay talkin about how he bout to get them new Jordan's that's about to come out!"
"Yeah, he really a fauxfillionaire, he ain't copped a new pair of sneakers in two years"
"Yeah, he really a fauxfillionaire, he ain't copped a new pair of sneakers in two years"
by mastertrainer1978 April 24, 2008

"Jesse is so smumb - she just got her master's degree, but has the common sense of a 10 year old kid
by mastertrainer1978 May 27, 2010
