Mykeyboy's definitions

Poor Man's Oil

The brown gold one leaves in the toilet the morning after a night on the ale.

'For Christ's sake don't go in the bathroom, ive been pumping poor man's oil'

by Mykeyboy May 20, 2008

Pisswimp

The inability to urinate at public toilets.

Peeing In Social Situations Will Induce Mild Paranoia = P.I.S.S.W.I.M.P (Pisswimp)

by Mykeyboy April 5, 2011

Grottery

Storage facility of pornographic material

Brian had recently extended his grottery to 16 TB.

by Mykeyboy April 5, 2011