Definitions by Mykeyboy

Pisswimp 

The inability to urinate at public toilets.

Peeing In Social Situations Will Induce Mild Paranoia = P.I.S.S.W.I.M.P (Pisswimp)

Pisswimp by Mykeyboy April 5, 2011

Grottery 

Storage facility of pornographic material

Brian had recently extended his grottery to 16 TB.

Grottery by Mykeyboy April 5, 2011

Poor Man's Oil 

The brown gold one leaves in the toilet the morning after a night on the ale.

'For Christ's sake don't go in the bathroom, ive been pumping poor man's oil'

Poor Man's Oil by Mykeyboy May 20, 2008