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a girl who is gross, but a hottie. She burps, farts, scratches her butt and when she picks her nose or ears yells, "Jackpot!"

Particularly desirable as a girlfriend as she's hot... and being gross herself, she can never be disgusted with you because she is disgusting herself.

Marry her.
You hit the jackpot, brotha! You’ve got a girlfriend who can never get on your case for being disgusting because she’s even more disgusting. Sonny is gross and a hottie. She’s a Grottie!
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd August 19, 2010
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An adult movie star (Pornstar) who has a brown ass crack (Asshole).
You'll hardly ever see them, but when you see a Grottie you'll be like... "............Oooookkk"
Holy crap theres a Grottie!
by Porn Magnet July 22, 2006
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