a girl who is gross, but a hottie. She burps, farts, scratches her butt and when she picks her nose or ears yells, "Jackpot!"
Particularly desirable as a girlfriend as she's hot... and being gross herself, she can never be disgusted with you because she is disgusting herself.
Marry her.
Particularly desirable as a girlfriend as she's hot... and being gross herself, she can never be disgusted with you because she is disgusting herself.
Marry her.
You hit the jackpot, brotha! You’ve got a girlfriend who can never get on your case for being disgusting because she’s even more disgusting. Sonny is gross and a hottie. She’s a Grottie!
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd August 20, 2010
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An adult movie star (Pornstar) who has a brown ass crack (Asshole).
You'll hardly ever see them, but when you see a Grottie you'll be like... "............Oooookkk"
You'll hardly ever see them, but when you see a Grottie you'll be like... "............Oooookkk"
by Porn Magnet July 24, 2006
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Describing the fat greasy man-boobs on an overweight fellow.
Describing the fat greasy man-boobs on an overweight fellow.
Jim: Damnnnn look at you fatty, you're massive! You got some teasy ass gritties, they're bigger than your mom's.
Bruce: Don't make fun of me... I have a glandular problem!
Jim: Then why are you holding a bucket of KFC?
Bruce: Don't make fun of me... I have a glandular problem!
Jim: Then why are you holding a bucket of KFC?
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