grottie

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a girl who is gross, but a hottie. She burps, farts, scratches her butt and when she picks her nose or ears yells, "Jackpot!"

Particularly desirable as a girlfriend as she's hot... and being gross herself, she can never be disgusted with you because she is disgusting herself.

Marry her.

You hit the jackpot, brotha! You’ve got a girlfriend who can never get on your case for being disgusting because she’s even more disgusting. Sonny is gross and a hottie. She’s a Grottie!

grottie by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd August 20, 2010

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grottie

Something gross; disgusting

That mans wrinkles are grottie!

grottie by anakko27 July 8, 2009

Related Words

Grottie • gottie • grottle • grotting • grootie • Grotten • grotie • Grotter • grotti • GottieGene

Grottie

An adult movie star (Pornstar) who has a brown ass crack (Asshole).
You'll hardly ever see them, but when you see a Grottie you'll be like... "............Oooookkk"

Holy crap theres a Grottie!

Grottie by Porn Magnet July 24, 2006

teasy ass gritties

A spin off of tig ol' bitties, and derived from greasy ass titties.
Describing the fat greasy man-boobs on an overweight fellow.

Jim: Damnnnn look at you fatty, you're massive! You got some teasy ass gritties, they're bigger than your mom's.

Bruce: Don't make fun of me... I have a glandular problem!

Jim: Then why are you holding a bucket of KFC?

teasy ass gritties by ZmanIsTheMan October 3, 2012

Grottery

Storage facility of pornographic material

Brian had recently extended his grottery to 16 TB.

Grottery by Mykeyboy April 5, 2011

Grotten

Dirty, miserable, filthy, disgusting and generally wrong. Combination of grotty and rotten - when one word is not enough to describe the skankiness.

"Oh man, I woke up sweating in a tent after a 24 hour drinking binge. I feel grotten"

Grotten by Lizzimon August 12, 2009

nittiest of all gritties

The ultimate bottom line, the lowest common denominator

"we gotta break this thing down to the nittiest of all gritties"

nittiest of all gritties by mastertrainer1978 April 9, 2008

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026