Gromph

To eat. In particular, to eat quickly and without self-control.

I'd planned to eat only one biscuit, but in the end I gromphed the entire packet.

by JohnTheLutheran September 21, 2009

Gromph

A hug tackle. Very similar to glomp but with more emphasis and less rules on how to use it. Often used while chatting online, but also transferrable to real life.

Online:
Ray: *GROMPH*
Dante: haha thanks I needed that

Real life:
"Daaaamn, did you see Samantha gromph him? That shit was hawt as hayell!"

by dante-ray August 3, 2006

Gromph

Is way cooler than epitaph because he epi licks monkey nuts.

wow, that guy is so gromph.. and him over there is so epitaph, ewww, get away from that monkey.

by Sean January 3, 2005

grumphugly

Really, really, really ugly to the point were you would rather put an iron on your face than look like them.

Wow dude Chrissie is pretty grumphugly.

by luke schererererer May 6, 2008

Gromchevy

grom-ch-e-vie

Describes any sort of vibe, typically those that pass the vibe check of course. If the sunglass emoji were a word. Used as a verb, but can become an adjective when said as "gromchevilous" or an adverb when said as "gromchevily"

"yo I am so full right now, I just had a light snack of red onions"
"oooh yummy you must feel so gromchevily rn"

"Hey, how would u say the vibe feels right now?"
"hmm, lets see, its very chill and I def fux with it , idk the right word to describe it as though"
"...gromchevy"

by gromch February 17, 2020

grouphug

a disturbing place where distressed teenage boys and girls can confess all of the demented and twisted things they have done. there are four known types of grouphug posts.

1: a long, almost poetic love confession that usually ends in "oh god i need help" or "i love you (insert name) so much i want to kill you/myself"

2: a long ass life story about all the horrible things you have done.

3: a short, ridiculous comment on something completely random such as "I make a sTinKy and i likey"

4: a confession that is so utterly disturbing and/or disgusting,one just has to read it and feel ashamed to be a human being

ex: I work at a pizza hut. whenever I see a hot chick, i ejaculate into the pizza dough. alot of women out there don't know that they have eaten sperm

in conclusion: good for a laugh, but may destroy your sanity and/or make you hate the human race

by anonymous contributor May 13, 2005

Grompy

Being both grumpy and comfy at the same time.

Wrap yourself in a blanket like a burrito and get grompy

by ragnarokette May 14, 2020