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To eat. In particular, to eat quickly and without self-control.
I'd planned to eat only one biscuit, but in the end I gromphed the entire packet.
Gromph by JohnTheLutheran September 21, 2009
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A hug tackle. Very similar to glomp but with more emphasis and less rules on how to use it. Often used while chatting online, but also transferrable to real life.
Online:
Ray: *GROMPH*
Dante: haha thanks I needed that

Real life:
"Daaaamn, did you see Samantha gromph him? That shit was hawt as hayell!"
Gromph by dante-ray August 3, 2006
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Is way cooler than epitaph because he epi licks monkey nuts.
wow, that guy is so gromph.. and him over there is so epitaph, ewww, get away from that monkey.
Gromph by Sean January 3, 2005

grumphugly 

Really, really, really ugly to the point were you would rather put an iron on your face than look like them.
Wow dude Chrissie is pretty grumphugly.

Gromchevy 

grom-ch-e-vie

Describes any sort of vibe, typically those that pass the vibe check of course. If the sunglass emoji were a word. Used as a verb, but can become an adjective when said as "gromchevilous" or an adverb when said as "gromchevily"
"yo I am so full right now, I just had a light snack of red onions"
"oooh yummy you must feel so gromchevily rn"

"Hey, how would u say the vibe feels right now?"
"hmm, lets see, its very chill and I def fux with it , idk the right word to describe it as though"
"...gromchevy"
Gromchevy by gromch February 17, 2020

grouphug 

a disturbing place where distressed teenage boys and girls can confess all of the demented and twisted things they have done. there are four known types of grouphug posts.
1: a long, almost poetic love confession that usually ends in "oh god i need help" or "i love you (insert name) so much i want to kill you/myself"

2: a long ass life story about all the horrible things you have done.

3: a short, ridiculous comment on something completely random such as "I make a sTinKy and i likey"

4: a confession that is so utterly disturbing and/or disgusting,one just has to read it and feel ashamed to be a human being

ex: I work at a pizza hut. whenever I see a hot chick, i ejaculate into the pizza dough. alot of women out there don't know that they have eaten sperm

in conclusion: good for a laugh, but may destroy your sanity and/or make you hate the human race
Being both grumpy and comfy at the same time.
Wrap yourself in a blanket like a burrito and get grompy
Grompy by ragnarokette May 14, 2020
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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