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an expression with near-endless possible uses
Person 1: "When you grompf"
Person 2: "grompf"

OR

Person 1: "grompf"
Person 2: "gropmf"
grompf by grompfmaster69 June 1, 2019
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The sound made by the "catcher" when the "pitcher" inadvertently enters the "wrong" orifice.
She let out a loud, muffled grumpf into the pillow when he slipped out and entered the one-way back street!
Grumpf by Backstroke May 11, 2014

Gromfruit 

Jesus I can’t take it anymore, Gromfruit again! He costs me so much time!
Gromfruit by baller42652+02 June 12, 2023
To eat. In particular, to eat quickly and without self-control.
I'd planned to eat only one biscuit, but in the end I gromphed the entire packet.
Gromph by JohnTheLutheran September 21, 2009
Being both grumpy and comfy at the same time.
Wrap yourself in a blanket like a burrito and get grompy
Grompy by ragnarokette May 14, 2020
A cinematic term describing any change request made by an art director that is niggling, insignificant, unnoticeable or completely unrealistic to complete given the time allotted.
This gromple is a complete waste of time.
Gromple by QCpewper March 12, 2011
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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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