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Grommhole 

A grommhole is your dickhole.
It's where piss and jism squirt out of.

It really hurts when you stick things in it.
After I covered my dick in IcyHot and jacked off my grommhole hurt like a mother fucker!
Grommhole by TakaTakaTacos11 October 23, 2007
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Grimhole 

1.An alternative name for a Vagina.
2.Generally used by someone who is disgusted by vaginas for example homosexuals.
3.can be used to discribe an infected vagina of the blue waffle variety.
4. Can be used as an insult
"Look there's Katie, I heard she has a massive grimhole"

"You my friend are a right grimhole"

"God she needs a wash, I can smell her Grimhole from here!"
Grimhole by PastySmasher90 March 25, 2013

grumphole 

A grumpy asshole. One who displays grumpy, prickish behaviour.
You're really acting like a grumphole.

I've been in such a bad mood lately. I feel like a total grumphole.
grumphole by nacholovessun June 5, 2011

Groinhole 

A recently discovered third hole in men.

Situated between the balls and arsehole, scientists stumbled upon this magnificent orifice by accident, and it has become a global phenomenon since.

As with the elusive 'back-of-the-knee' fourth hole in women, you have to believe it exists in order to witness it. Many men spend their entire lives searching for it, yet very few are lucky enough to experience its almighty grace.

Those who have succeeded in finding the groinhole have reported feeling completely fulfilled, and many have gone on to live lives of meditation and reflection in countries such as Mongolia, where monasteries exist for those who have also been enlightened.
'Where's Jimmy today?'
'Haven't you heard?'
'What...?'
'He was cotching at the weekend, and he discovered the groinhole!'
'This is a miracle! Let the groinhole be praised!'
'Praise be! He's in Africa as we speak, building an orphanage.'
'Wow...such faith. Such faith.'
A hole which is filled with various bodily fluids and is just deemed as a dirty hole you don't want to touch
She's such a grothole i wouldn't touch her with a dead mans penis
grothole by closboard February 9, 2017

grumphole 

Luke Skywalker, don't be a grumphole. Grumphole- A grumpy asshole.
grumphole by anonymous October 11, 2023