1. The area of the body used for bongo-tapping; a combination of groin and crotch.
2. An outstanding accomplishment in life, usually making another person feel like a cock goblin in the process.
2. An outstanding accomplishment in life, usually making another person feel like a cock goblin in the process.
My groitch hurt after I was kicked in my ding-ding.
Hendo totally groitched Bisbing.
Happy birthday grandpa! You just got groitched.
Hendo totally groitched Bisbing.
Happy birthday grandpa! You just got groitched.
by Richard Tickler November 28, 2009
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Gritchard! Gritchard prefers to be called Gritchard, rather than Gritchypoo. Respect that.
Gritchard! Gritchard prefers to be called Gritchard, rather than Gritchypoo. Respect that.
by Gritchard October 23, 2011
Get the Gritchypoo mug.A somewhat inappropriate act popularized in Britain during the mid to late 1700's in which the crotch of a family member is playfully grabbed by a fellow family member.
Dad: Goitcha!
*Dad proceeds to grab his daughter's crotch*
Daughter: DAD! Stop it with the goitcha already!
*Dad proceeds to grab his daughter's crotch*
Daughter: DAD! Stop it with the goitcha already!
by bitocrumpet June 14, 2011
Get the goitcha mug.An ingenious device used to merge the worlds of snacking and timekeeping. Most simply, the Grotch is a watch or other wrist-mounted timepiece with grapes sandwiched in between the strap and the wearer's wrist. This allows the lucky individual sporting this fashionable accessory to easily access a refreshing snacc all whilst keeping immaculate time.
Nathan wore his Grotch proudly, even though his friends liked to make fun of him for it.
The Grotch is a luxury accessory for busy grape-lovers on the go.
The Grotch is a luxury accessory for busy grape-lovers on the go.
by The REAL Grotch August 30, 2018
Get the Grotch mug.g-roch-ee. adj. 1: looking horrendously dirty or monstrous. 2: groggy. 3: insanely disgusting. 4: terribly upset. 5: crazy and inhumane.
by victoriakimmm August 1, 2008
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by The_True_Retardatiojm February 6, 2021
Get the Gritchim mug.gri-chee. Noun. American South. c. 1980.
The subtle, reluctant, yet revealing smile that forms prematurely on the face of a deadpan joke-teller who moves too quickly from set-up to punchline.
The subtle, reluctant, yet revealing smile that forms prematurely on the face of a deadpan joke-teller who moves too quickly from set-up to punchline.
Nathan tried to look serious, but his wide-toothed gritchie made it obvious he was about to drop a bad pun.
by Ciudadaist September 8, 2021
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