gritch 

one who is a grouchy bitch.

Are you on the rag? You're being a huge gritch.

gritch by Seraphynae August 17, 2003

gritch 

Grumpy + Bitch = Gritch i.e.; A grumpy ass bitch.

"Damn, gritch, gimme my bacon and eggs back!"

gritch by Cutpurse October 7, 2003

Gritch 

(noun) A term of reference for your ex-wife or ex-girlfriend on Christmas. A combination of "Grinch" and "Bitch".

"How come you're not with your kids for Christmas?"
"Shut up, they're with the Gritch"

"Bobby, why so sad?"
"I got dumped on Christmas. The Gritch stole my christmas spirit".

("Grick" can be used to describe men)

Gritch by Crazy Savages December 25, 2009

Gritch 

Groin Dick Crotch.. combined to make gritch

Please don't kick my gritch!

Gritch by Dapeterson November 5, 2008

Gritch 

As in "Suck My Gritch", a misenterpretation of "Suck my Kiss" from The RHCP Greatest Hits.

Give to mee sweet sacred bliss, that mout was made to suck my gritch.

Gritch by Zack And Matt January 9, 2005

Gritch

Slang term for cannabis/ marijuana originating in suburban southern Washington state. Refers specifically to flower/ bud, not processed concentrates or edibles.

Q-Anyone else want to smoke some gritch at halftime?

A-Yea, I can throw some down towards a joint!

Gritch by 0ooOoo0 July 26, 2026

Gritch freaks 

Most likely the group of kids at your school who yell the word 'Gritch' all day and sing dumbass songs with the word 'Gritch' in it. Pronounce 'Gritch' 'gr-EECH' like 'gr' from 'great' and 'EECH' from 'leech'.

Die Gritch Freaks die!!!!

Gritch freaks by Everruler August 4, 2006