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gritchie 

gri-chee. Noun. American South. c. 1980.

The subtle, reluctant, yet revealing smile that forms prematurely on the face of a deadpan joke-teller who moves too quickly from set-up to punchline.
Nathan tried to look serious, but his wide-toothed gritchie made it obvious he was about to drop a bad pun.
gritchie by Ciudadaist September 8, 2021
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gritchie 

also marijuana

the dried leaves and flowering tops of the pistillate hemp plant that yield THC and are smoked in cigarettes for their intoxicating effect
"My Boy, we had some of the fi' gritchie last night... I'm talkin' about she had us on the Sears Tower!"
gritchie by Here4more March 11, 2004

gitchiest 

coolest; the balls; the fucking shit (:
best best thing on the planet!
Your the gitchiest!
Oh aren't you the gitchiest.
gitchiest by chesdra April 19, 2008

Thin-gitchied

A word my dad created and uses when someone done messed up
Aw you have a hole in your sock, you’re thin-gitchied

Glitchie 

A mysterious glitch that appears to be unknown. If you ever meet her, she’s pretty awesome as long as she’s not X ̢̢̬̯͇͕͙̜̻̙͔̯͓̬͗̔X ̟̥̖͉̦̗̮́̈́͛̉̄̃͛͊̚X ̛͉̺͍͈͎̘̪̾̾́͐́́̍̌́̀͝X ̢̡͇̘̣̦̜̦͆̏̔̍̀̆̂ͅX̴̧̞͚̣̼̤̂̏̈́͗̈́̄̓̕ ̻̈͒̂́͐̐̒͐͋̌̑͝͝Ẍ̵͖̠͇͓̫̞͈̙̰̦̝̣̾̑͆͒͛̉́̑̕͝͠͠͠Ẋ ̢̧̬͚̫͈̪͚̞͚̦̼͓͒͐̋̀X ̰̲͕̥̠̣̤̜͙̯̳͉͔̞͐̊̓͛̀̈́̀̂ ̶͉͎̯͉̩͚̪̜̪̦̏̊̆͝ç̴̟̤̲̼̙̹͖̟͎̰̋͆̓̿̓̓̄͜o̵̺̼͔̩͇̲̦̽͛̇͛͒̽̀̈̆̌͗̓̽͋ͅu̶͚̩̱̳͛͛̌͋̉̄̚͝ļ̶̭̘̥̘͕̞̫̋̋̀͋̿̎d ̡̡̧̯̥̙̦̗̦͚̖̺̳̖̙̔̊̒̌n̴͔̺̦̭͉̲͗̚’̴̛͙̓͂̈́͂̏͒̚t ̨̥͚̒̾̎͛͗̇̅́͆̀̌̇̃̄͘ ̴̨̧͖̝͚̼̱̦͎̬̘̘̽̓̐̆͆̌̌̐̈b̵̨̛̭͔̙̮͇̺͓̖̖̠̲̿̓̆͒̎̈́̎̎̈̕̚e ̹͚̦̳̰̟̟̝͔͎̪̼͎͋̓̋̀̀̅̑̀̂̿̀͐͗͋͂͜͜ ̵̡͙͉͙͔̙͉͖͖̲̠̔͛̂̂f̵̢̳̫̱͎̘̺̫̱̠̿̓̑͘ǫ̶̛̰̙̘̹̱͔͔̻̟̞͖̼̈́̓͊̀͊̽̄̈́͒͌͝ų̴̝̟͈͚̗̫̜͐̉͝n ̠̬͙̗̘̥̪̽̈́͌̓̈͂̎͛́͋͜͝d̶̬̣̿͊̈́͗͆́͑̌͂̒͘͝͝
I’m glitchie.
Glitchie by glitchieeee February 18, 2021
Gr-ii-ch-em - A word to call a group of idiots.
Look at all the gritchim over there!
Gritchim by The_True_Retardatiojm February 6, 2021

Gitchie Gitchie Goo 

"I said a bow-chicka-wow-wow. That's what my momma said. Bow wow wow and my heart starts pumping. Gitchie gitchie goo-waa. Never gonna stop. Gitchie Gitchie Goo means' a I love you."
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