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Grumpy + Bitch = Gritch i.e.; A grumpy ass bitch.
"Damn, gritch, gimme my bacon and eggs back!"
gritch by Cutpurse October 7, 2003
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(noun) A term of reference for your ex-wife or ex-girlfriend on Christmas. A combination of "Grinch" and "Bitch".
"How come you're not with your kids for Christmas?"
"Shut up, they're with the Gritch"

"Bobby, why so sad?"
"I got dumped on Christmas. The Gritch stole my christmas spirit".

("Grick" can be used to describe men)
Gritch by Crazy Savages December 25, 2009
Groin Dick Crotch.. combined to make gritch
Please don't kick my gritch!
Gritch by Dapeterson November 5, 2008
As in "Suck My Gritch", a misenterpretation of "Suck my Kiss" from The RHCP Greatest Hits.
Give to mee sweet sacred bliss, that mout was made to suck my gritch.
Gritch by Zack And Matt January 9, 2005
Slang term for cannabis/ marijuana originating in suburban southern Washington state. Refers specifically to flower/ bud, not processed concentrates or edibles.
Q-Anyone else want to smoke some gritch at halftime?

A-Yea, I can throw some down towards a joint!
Gritch by 0ooOoo0 July 26, 2026

Gritch freaks 

Most likely the group of kids at your school who yell the word 'Gritch' all day and sing dumbass songs with the word 'Gritch' in it. Pronounce 'Gritch' 'gr-EECH' like 'gr' from 'great' and 'EECH' from 'leech'.
Die Gritch Freaks die!!!!
Gritch freaks by Everruler August 4, 2006
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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