grotchy 

g-roch-ee. adj. 1: looking horrendously dirty or monstrous. 2: groggy. 3: insanely disgusting. 4: terribly upset. 5: crazy and inhumane.

the girl who didn't wash her hair had a grotchy appearance.

grotchy by victoriakimmm August 1, 2008

Grotchy 

grotchy -- grouchy & crochety. Adjective used in a Youtube chatroom in October 2024

"That judge sure is grotchy this morning. Must not have had his morning coffee."

Grotchy by Dobby's Mom December 2, 2024

Gritchypoo

The shortened version of Gritchard.

Person: Hey Gritch!
Gritchard! Gritchard prefers to be called Gritchard, rather than Gritchypoo. Respect that.

Gritchypoo by Gritchard October 23, 2011

Grotch 

An ingenious device used to merge the worlds of snacking and timekeeping. Most simply, the Grotch is a watch or other wrist-mounted timepiece with grapes sandwiched in between the strap and the wearer's wrist. This allows the lucky individual sporting this fashionable accessory to easily access a refreshing snacc all whilst keeping immaculate time.

Nathan wore his Grotch proudly, even though his friends liked to make fun of him for it.

The Grotch is a luxury accessory for busy grape-lovers on the go.

Grotch by The REAL Grotch August 30, 2018

Grouchy Rabbit 

The best website ever. You can get information on the following: tips for success, realized, fact, definitions, to do lists, and signs that thigns aren't going so well. A bit of sarcasm, a little truth, and a lot of humor. www.grouchyrabbit.com

Grouchy Rabbit includes these everyday bits and pieces of knowledge:

Signs That Things Aren't Going So Well: Your mother wishes you were more like your brother. Your brother is dead.

Fact: Nudists are never attractive

Realized: Math Problems are the only place where someone can buy 60 watermelons and no one ever wonders why.

To Do List: Change iPod name to Titanic. Sync it to your computer. Find humor in the fact that your Titanc is syncing.

Tips For Success: When a woman is upset with you it is often therapeutic for them to make sandwiches. Try suggesting she make you one.

Definitions: Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen. (Note the irony)

Grouchy Rabbit by historybuffdude April 4, 2011

Grouchy-pouncy 

A person who acts in a grouchy manner towards others, and pounces like a tiger when speaking to them.

Kelsey is a grouchy-pouncy, always in a bad mood for no reason.

Grouchy-pouncy by KRKelsey August 31, 2009

grouchy weasel 

When the girl's on top (reverse cowgirl) and you form your hand in the shape of a weasel's head and burrow it into her asshole saying, "Pop goes the Weasel!"

I snuck a grouchy weasel into Gretchen last night, and she moaned like a Wildebeest!

grouchy weasel by _Smit July 31, 2011